5 Bizarre Pitfalls of Owning a Classic Car
I love classic American cars like a thrice-divorced 45-year-old tax attorney loves barely legal coeds. That is to say passionately, inappropriately and almost certainly inadequately while muttering whispered apologies to the beautiful thing I am probably ruining forever. But unfortunately, this is still a free country. So just because I shouldn't, under any circumstances, be allowed near these wonderful machines, that doesn't mean I'm not. When I first started owning these things into the ground, there were some downsides that I was aware of right from the get go -- the gas mileage, the work, the money -- but I've since encountered a few stranger, more serious pitfalls that, for some reason, nobody ever warns you about.
Your Implicit Involvement in a Blood Feud
Dozens of Accidental Murders
Guerrilla Pop Quizzes
Destroying Small Asian Things
The Illicit Affairs
You can buy Robert's book, Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead, or follow him on Twitter and Facebook or you can do like he did and buy your own Fury -- you can fit four bodies in that trunk! Four, with no chopping!
To see how you'll be modifying your automobile in the future, check out 6 Obnoxious Innovations That Will Be in Your Car (Soon). And be sure to get some more Brockway in 7 Real Car Chases Way Crazier Than Anything in the Movies.