14 Times Stars Let Interviewers Have It

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14 Times Stars Let Interviewers Have It

It's hard being a celebrity. You have to pick which Swiss bank to keep your money in, you can't go naked paddleboarding without the pictures blowing up the internet, and you have to deal with entertainment journalists and their questions. Their mind-numbingly stupid questions.

Like that time a journalist asked Nirvana, "How would you define the music of Nirvana?" Which, I mean, how are they even supposed to answer that? So all three guys burst into a crappy, simple, impromptu song with their mouths before Kurt grabbed a lemon, squeezed it, and added, "With a twist of lemon."

But they were far from the only ones to snap when faced with a ridiculous inquiry.

David Bowie Can See Into The Past

 

Scarlett Johansson Wants You To Ask Her More

 

Stay On John McKay's Good Side

 

Salman Rushdie Does Not Mince Words

 

Keira Knightley Does The Impossible

 

Mayim Bialik Will School You

 

In Space, No One Can Hear You Shower

 

Matt Damon Thinks You Should Quit Your Day Job

 

Lauren Conrad Has All The Right Moves

 

Megan Fox Doesn't Want Your Sausage Party

 

Taurean Prince Knows His Fundamentals

 

Rashida Jones Doesn't Need A Tanning Salon

 

Brad Roberts Is Just A Regular Mmm Mmm Mmm Man

 

Jennifer Lawrence Thought Awards Were Good Things

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