If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels

Lots of things have unnecessary warning labels. Bottles of shampoo warn that it's for "external use only," in case you're smart enough to know what "external use" means, and dumb enough to think that Pert Plus cleans hair from inside your stomach.

But what if the things we really need to be warned about came with labels? We asked you to fire up photoshop and show us what that world might look like. The winner is below, but first, the runners up.

#17.

by ZuperKalt

#16.

by joebu23

#15.

by capricia13

#14.

by red_fish_blues

#13.

by kich

#12.

by SkinJob

#11.

by Veiko

#10.

by Jackrabbit87

#9.

by Wibblewobble

#8.

by SkinJob

#7.

by Wibblewobble

#6.

by detroitsmisterx

#5.

by xekul

#4.

by jamin9306

#3.

by Spiraldog

#2.

by sickandtired

And the winner is...

by CantCatchMe

Congrats, CantCatchMe. You win money.

Want in on this?

You'll have another chance. Your theme is:

A Day In the Life of a Famous Person of Your Choice In Flowchart Form.

You pick the famous person, be it a politician or historical figure or celebrity. If you are unfamiliar with the concept of making a flowchart for comedy purposes, see the results of the previous contest we did on the subject. Pick any prominent person and do a flowchart of a day in their life.

If you'd like to see the entries from this week that didn't make it, see them here. Or check out 25 Awesome Ways to Break Bad News. And for pictures too strange to make up, but not too strange to make fun of, check out The Daily Craption Contest.

Got an idea for a future Cracked photoshop contest? Let us know. ,