Welcome to the newest Cracked.com Photoshop Contest. It will run from Wednesday December 31st until Tuesday January 6th.

This week's theme is:

If Everything In Life Came With Warning Labels.

And we mean everything. Jobs, relationships, friends, religions, hobbies... anything that we'd be better off if warned ahead of time about. The best entry gets $50 but please note that if you pluck some lady's picture off Facebook and paste a "WHORE" label across her, we won't be picking yours for the winner. We don't want to get sued.

Entries must be no wider than 480 pixels.


If you've never played before, it works like this:

1. You make an amusing photoshop image that conforms to the current theme;

2. You will post it in this thread;
 
3. You can submit as many entries as you want;
 
4. If your image has naked people in it, please just link to the image rather than including the picture itself in your post;

5. We stop taking entries at 7 PM EST on the final day of the contest.

6. We will then pick a winner and run it on the front page of Cracked.com, along with the runners-up, thus making you instantly world famous.

7. The first-place winner will win FIVE THOUSAND pennies, which is $50.

8. The runners-up will win THE SATISFACTION OF KNOWING THEY ALMOST WON and other than that, not a damned thing.
 
9. Please leave this thread just to the entries, no chit-chat. If you want to talk about the entries, we have a separate thread for that here.

10. IMPORTANT: Entries can be no wider than 480 pixels. Any bigger and it's automatically disqualified.

11. If you're completely new to the concept of posting images online, you'll have to find some place to host your image, like photobucket.com where they'll host your image for free. Then you just link to it.

I know there is a forum file attachment upload feature but it doesn't work for everybody.

Go to it!