Jon Stewart Joins ‘South Park’ in Making Fun of Trump’s Manhood
Trey Parker and Matt Stone aren’t the only Comedy Central employees that can make fun of President Trump’s dick.
On Monday’s episode of The Daily Show, part-time host Jon Stewart returned to the fake-anchor desk to discuss the current government shutdown, blasting both the Democrats for their lame messaging and Republicans for using the shutdown as an excuse to “continue doing all the shit Trump has not needed any provocation or pretense or reason to already have been doing.”
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Stewart also paused to briefly thank Mon Calamari war hero Admiral Ackbar for his bravery during the Battle of Endor, after including him in a montage of various pundits warning Democrats that the shutdown is a “trap.”
After reading one of Trump’s Truth Social posts, in which the Commander-in-Chief thanked Democrats for giving him the “unprecedented opportunity” to further gut the government programs he doesn’t care for, Stewart then played a clip of Speaker of the House Mike Johnson telling reporters that “the president takes no pleasure in this.”
“Bullshit!” Stewart exclaimed. “The President takes only pleasure. Given the president’s vascular condition, this may be the only thing keeping him hard.”
While the impotence joke was fleeting, it does build on the plethora of jokes about Trump’s genitalia that South Park has already made on the very same cable channel. Although South Park’s barbs about Trump’s penis were less to do with its functionality and more to do with its minuscule size — hence why Trump was still able to impregnate Satan with a “butt baby.”
Of course, this was hardly the first time that Stewart has hit Trump below the belt. Back in July, Stewart defended his old friend Stephen Colbert in the wake of The Late Show’s cancellation by noting that Trump is “suffering terribly from a case of chronic penis insufficiency,” adding that “it’s a terrible disease.”
Although presumably none of these jokes had quite the same effect as the time an actual ex-president ridiculed Trump’s manhood in front of thousands of people.
That being said, what Stewart said last night was medically accurate. Erectile dysfunction really is a symptom of Trump’s condition, chronic venous insufficiency, which we can’t imagine is going to improve his mood anytime soon.
