The Secret Identity of ‘South Park’s Tiny Trump Penis Has Been Revealed
The season premiere of South Park featured a number of “Did Matt and Trey just do that?” moments, from a cartoon Donald Trump canoodling in bed with Satan to the president’s refusal to address the Epstein list. But the episode’s most eye-catching visual segment was what appeared to be a deepfake, thickly realistic Trump wandering the desert, finally removing his clothes to reveal his googly-eyed, talking microdick.
But Naked Trump wasn’t conjured up by computers after all. South Park’s creators have shared “a little behind the scenes” secret, revealing that the teeny-tiny appendage was created by a different kind of digital manipulation.
The mystery of Trump’s micropenis has been solved — that’s Trey Parker’s index finger artfully wagging between those chafed, presidential thighs. Several outlets assumed the shots of Naked Trump wandering the desert were CGI, especially after the end credits listed deepfake masters Deep Voodoo as the source of visual effects. Entertainment Weekly speculated that the company may have only enhanced the features of the double-wide actor who stumbled through the cacti.
Even though the microscopic member was merely a finger in disguise, the powers-that-be at Paramount still wanted it blurred, Parker revealed last week at Comic-Con, per The Daily Beast. Parker and Matt Stone refused to budge. “That was a whole conversation with a lot of grown-up people for about four fucking days,” said Stone.
All that conversing finally landed on a ridiculously hilarious compromise: By adding eyes to the dinky dink, it became a “character,” and could be shown without the blur effect.
Predictably, Trump’s White House wasn’t a fan. “For years (liberals) have come after South Park for what they labeled as ‘offensive’ content, but suddenly they are praising the show,“ griped spokesperson Taylor Rogers. “Just like the creators of South Park, the Left has no authentic or original content, which is why their popularity continues to hit record lows. This show hasn’t been relevant for over 20 years and is hanging on by a thread with uninspired ideas in a desperate attempt for attention.”
“We’re terribly sorry,” Parker said at Comic-Con, sarcasm oozing from his pores.
Despite the White House’s scathing criticism, South Park isn’t letting up any time soon. A teaser for its next episode lampoons ICE raids while Trump fondles Satan’s inner thigh underneath a fancy table. No word yet on whether or not Parker’s index finger will be making a return appearance.
