36 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of July 24th

Children can be so cruel…
36 of the Funniest Tweets from the Week of July 24th

It seems like we all need to apologize to that woman who claimed to see an invisible entity on the back of her plane. On Wednesday, Congress held a hearing on UFOs where three former military officials testified under oath that the government internally acknowledges the existence of flying saucers and “nonhuman” biological matter. While the jokes have been flowing about the apparent evidence of extraterrestrial lifeforms, others have felt a certain level of vindication. Both Jersey Shore alum Snooki and Blink-182’s Tom Delonge took to the internet to share their excitement about the historic revelations that they believed in all along.

Meanwhile, ​​Charles Oppenheimer, the Grandson of the Atomic Bomb, rushed out to watch Christopher Nolan’s biopic much like the rest of the world. In a conversation with Time Magazine, he shared that while he found himself “accepting and liking” the film, there was one scene where he felt extreme creative liberties were taken. The scene in question features the elder Oppenheimer narrowly avoiding poisoning a university tutor. Charles told the magazine that “there's no record of him trying to kill somebody.” There might be some people in Japan, of course, who disagree with this sentiment

Through it all, another batch of hilarious tweets graced our timelines — including those about the real cure to male loneliness, the truth about overnight oats and the thing that makes action movies so special. 

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