Nepo Baby Twitter’s Best Jokes About Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis Cutting Their Kids Out of the Will

To those sad individuals on the internet whose lives have been consumed by the online debate over “nepo babies” and have been furiously tweeting their protestations to insider casting in Hollywood, we have some good news — when Ashton Kutcher’s kid plays him in his inevitable biopic, his son will be taking the subway to set.

Kutcher and his wife Mila Kunis have been abundantly clear about how they feel toward their children’s upbringing in relation to their parents’ estimated $275 million net worth. In 2018, Kutcher appeared on Dax Shepard’s podcast Armchair Expert where he said of his children’s finances, “I’m not setting up a trust for them,” adding of his and his wife’s postmortem plans for their wealth, “We’ll end up giving our money away to charity and to various things.”

Since New York Magazine put out their infamous article on the “nepo baby” craze in Hollywood that some Twitter users mistakenly believe is a recent phenomenon, heavy internet scrutiny has been placed on the descendants of the deliriously rich and famous. The That ‘70s Show power couple’s entirely uncontroversial plan for their children to make their own living was thrust back into the annoying conversation after a Pop Tingz tweet about it went viral, prompting the usual onslaught of memes and speculation with which Twitter bombards its favorite topics daily. 

Here are our favorite cracks about the only kids in Hollywood who, one day, might have to take out a student loan: