Steve-O Is Seriously Trying To Become 'The Martha Stewart Of Butthole Products'

If anyone is still searching for a good Christmas gift for Steve-O, know that the Jackass star loves his hot coffee, he needs constant help with his menagerie of pets and, after two decades of self-inflicted anal annihilation with fireworks, piercings, and hot sauce, Steve-O is still looking for ways to innovate his relationship with his own rectum.

The prolific stuntman, podcast host and entrepreneur spoke to New York Magazine’s The Strategist about the products he can’t live without, and he ended the interview with a quick promotion for his own brand of flushable toilet wipes, Steve-O’s Butt Wipes for Your Butthole. Steve-O explained that, with his growing catalog of anal-focused branded merchandise, he is “seeking to become the Martha Stewart of butthole products.” 

Apparently, we missed the issue of Martha Stewart Living where she recommended launching fireworks out of a Lodge 6-Quart Enameled Cast Iron Dutch Oven.

“I can’t use plain old dry toilet paper. It’s painful. It’s inefficient,” Steve-O explained of his entrance into the burgeoning butthole product industry. “I don’t know if there’s something wrong with my butthole, but if I use regular dry toilet paper after I poop, I’m going to have to find my way back to the bathroom a half hour or an hour later to wipe again,” the star explained as he tastefully omitted the story of his worst bathroom trip when he went bungee jumping in a loaded porta potty.

Steve-O fashioned his foray into the butthole field as a biblical struggle, saying, “For me to enter this space is a story of David and Goliath” – presumably before hatching the idea for a “s— slingshot” stunt in the next Jackass project. Steve-O’s other anus-adjacent product is Steve-O’s Hot Sauce For Your Butthole, an alluring flavor that he describes as “Just hot enough for your butthole to know about it and too delicious for your mouth to ever forget,” with a quick disclaimer clarifying that Steve-O will not be responsible for any possible anal repairs that could be required after consumption.

The Jackass star has come a long way in his career outside of self-destroying stunts – his podcast channel, Steve-O’s Wild Ride!, boasts 1.5 million subscribers who tune in for some behind-the-scenes stories from his impressive guest list. With a rich history of anus-assaulting stunts, Steve-O certainly has the rectal resume to claim the title of “Butthole Products Tastemaker,” and we’re eager to see what his next entrepreneurial project will bring to the behind.

Hopefully it’s not a wasabi bidet, but, knowing Steve-O, that one could already be in product testing.