From Johnny’s admiration for both snakes and bulls to what Chris Pontius really thinks about penises — please enjoy this list of some funny ass sh*t spoken by our favorite funny ass dudes.

Johnny Knoxville sure loves his snakes. And bulls.

COMEDY NERD Jackass Crew Quotes Snakes are like bulls. They're very cooperative. Johnny Knoxville CRACKED.COM

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Everyone knows Steve-O

COMEDY NERD Jackass Crew Quotes Once, we were filming on some remote island in Borneo, filming with an indigenous tribe. And one of the tribespeople pointed to my arm and said, Off-road tattoo! I can't even hide in Borneo, Indonesia! Steve-0 CRACKED.COM

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Sure, Flameboy Steve-O

COMEDY NERD Jackass Crew Quotes I don't ever care to have skin graft surgery for third degree burns again. Steve-0 on his 2017 stunt that saw him make snow angels using burning jet fuel. CRACKED.COM

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Tell us how you really feel, Chris Pontius

COMEDY NERD Jackass Crew Quotes We realized early on that whatever you do, if you do it naked, it automatically makes it 10 times funnier. Nudity is just funny, and it's way underused for comedy...It's like almost like stripping into a superhero costume...It's like Superman putting on his outfit. Chris Pontius PARTY BOY CRACKED.COM

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What's for dinner, Preston?

COMEDY NERD Jackass Crew Quotes Preston Lacy on that time a pig ate an apple sticking out of his butt: I didn't think people would keep talking about me having (a) weird thing with a pig but they do... they keep talking. CRACKED.COM

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The least surprising thing

COMEDY NERD Jackass Crew Quotes DO NOT DUMP IN POND The smell. It's horrendous. Dave England on behind-the-scenes Jackass things fans might be surprised to learn. CRACKED.COM

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