Single-Season ‘SNL’ Cast Members, Ranked
If it seems like Lorne Michaels swiped left on some Saturday Night Live cast members before you even got to decide if they were dating material (which one is Luke Null again?), you’re absolutely right. A jaw-dropping 54 cast members have lasted only a single season — or less. Ranking them might seem like an impossible task since there’s a reason most of these performers didn’t stick around (i.e., it wasn’t working). But cue the Mission: Impossible theme: I’m giving it a go anyway, sorting our one-hit wonders into eight tiers within our definitive ranking.
Tier #8: The Milk-Carton Kids
Have you seen these cast members? Because honestly, we can’t quite remember them, as they didn’t leave much of an impression on our comedy brains. And because they mostly toiled in the pre-YouTube era, there’s not much out there to jog our memories either.
Emily Prager was a writer on the show who got promoted to a featured player for a single episode. Her sketch was cut, making her the only cast member in history to not appear while credited. I mean, what do you tell mom?

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George Coe was an original Not Ready for Prime Time Player mainly because NBC wanted an older cast member. He was only credited in the show’s first episode, though he occasionally appeared on camera that year. His name in the opening montage was his SNL

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Dan Vitale was a sometimes-on, mostly-off featured player in Season 11, appearing in only three episodes. The dangling necktie is pretty funny.

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Morwenna Banks got hired as a repertory player for the last four shows of Season 20, then got canned when Lorne Michaels did a clean sweep in Season 21. Still the only cast member named “Morwenna” after all these years.

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Beth Cahill was another off-and-on featured player in Season 17. She only appeared in 13 episodes, all while wearing a tiara.

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Siobhan Fallon, no relation to Jimmy,
In Season 10, Billy Crystal and Martin Short were brought in along with other big-name, hilarious comedians. Pamela Stevenson wasn’t one of them. (Supposedly, she got the gig over SCTV

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Christine Ebersole is the star of this sketch that… we just can’t explain. The audience’s silence is deafening.
Tier #7: The 1980-81 Wasteland
With Chevy Chase, John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd off to the movies, a bunch of SNL writers moved into the featured cast for a few episodes in Season Five. Then when Michaels and every cast member abandoned ship, an entirely new bunch of faces showed up for the disastrous Season Six. Only Joe Piscopo and Eddie Murphy would see Season Seven.
Matthew Laurence lasted half of Season Six, perhaps best remembered as Guy Behind Bill Murray in a writer sketch.

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Yvonne Hudson was the first Black female cast member, so of course, she was fired after half a season.

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Ann Risley was in the actual cast versus just being a featured player, so she had that going for her (which is nice).

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Tom Schiller and a few players that follow here get a boost in the rankings thanks to their contributions as writers and creatives. Schiller was an SNL
Alan Zweibel is the writer responsible for Chevy Chase’s best-ever Weekend Update joke: “The Post Office announced today that it is going to issue a stamp commemorating prostitution in the United States. It’s a 10-cent stamp, but if you want to lick it, it’s a quarter.”

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Gail Matthius didn’t make a huge splash in Season Six, but at least she had a few recurring characters, including hairdresser Roweena.
Denny Dillon was a spitfire, small in stature but big in bluster. Season Six was a mess, but she was a lone bright spot. Unfortunately, she wasn’t always great at reading the teleprompter.
The true breakout of Season Six wasn’t Piscopo or Murphy — it was
Tier #6: The Bloated Cast Casualties
Starting in the mid-2010s, SNL inexplicably expanded its cast size to 20 or more players (compared with the original cast’s seven). The laws governing space and time ensured that some of those 20 would rarely if ever see the stage. Were these seldom-used cast members any good? Since they never got a real shot, who knows? But they almost all had a moment.
In season 41, Jon Rudnitsky was mainly relegated to background player in sketches like the hilarious Farewell, Mr. Bunting
Brooks Wheelan does an amusing turn as a mortified exterminator, partnering with Ed Norton to get rid of a funky smell. But it’s probably telling that Norton’s character is funnier.
John Milhiser can at least tell the grandkids about his breakout sketch, gyrating his stage-parent crotch along with Lady Gaga at the fourth-grade talent show. Sure seems like he could have done more if given the chance.
Tier #5: Funny Comic, Wrong Fit
Sometimes when you bring in seasoned comics (see Season 10, below), it works. Sometimes, as with these seven funny people, the fit is all wrong.
Laura Kightlinger had more success as a sitcom writer (2 Broke Girls, Will and Grace
Robert Downey Jr. was probably trying to create a hilarious recurring character when he introduced Suitcase Boy to the world. Somehow, this confrontational monologue didn’t set the world on fire. (Sorta interesting though?)
Pre-nutso Randy Quaid had a pretty solid year on SNL,
Chris Elliott was profoundly despondent
The delightful
Tier #4: Too Young, Too Soon
Cast members in this tier were clearly talented — most of them went on to become huge comedy stars. But at this point in their burgeoning careers, they just weren’t ready for the big time.
Damon Wayans was furious about his lack of air time, so he took a glorified background role and turned it into a mincing, lisping scene-stealer. Michaels fired him that night. He essentially did the same character on In Living Color
Ben Stiller quit after four episodes into Season 12, telling Howard Stern
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Jenny Slate pulled a Charlie Rocket, dropping an eff-bomb during a sketch (although that’s not the reason she only lasted a season). Turns out her talents were better suited to Parks and Recreation
Sarah Silverman started her stand-up career in 1992 at the age of 22; a year later, she was on Saturday Night Live
You can see kernels of I Think You Should Leave weirdness in Tim Robinson
David Koechner was an odd cut. His T-Bone character, among others, was an SNL
Tier #3: They Probably Deserved Better
Over the years, a number of cast members did serviceable work over the course of a season, only to find themselves in the unemployment line come summer. These funny people deserved another season to prove they belonged.
Jerry Minor is a curiosity, one of those “oh, that
From the Bitch Pleeze blogger to Hoda Kotb to Arianna Huffington,
According to Al Franken, Danitra Vance was dyslexic and had trouble reading cue cards. We don’t know, she always seemed to nail it when she got the chance. SNL’s first gay (though not yet out) Black female cast member was reportedly frustrated
Vance’s castmate, Terry Sweeney, was in a similar boat — the first openly gay cast member and relegated to cliche parts. “I think the writers came to think of me as just ‘the gay guy
From Lena Dunham on
SNL doesn’t seem to know what to do with idiosyncratic voices like Mike O’Brien
Tier #2: Michael O’Donoghue
A guy this morbidly weird (and this crucial to the voice of Saturday Night Live) deserves his own category. O’Donoghue
Tier #1: The Ringers
The post-Lorne Michaels years were a wasteland (save for the flashes of Eddie Murphy brilliance). Producer Dick Ebersol had enough — he went to NBC chief Brandon Tartikoff with a proposal to bring in some comedy heavyweights. The recruited stars agreed to join up for a year and pretty much killed it all season long.