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When you think back to your grade school language classes, what do you remember? Probably informing your friends of the various creatures and household objects you keep in your pantalons, right? How hilarious was that? Now that you're an adult and a bit more of a citizen of the world, though, you might regret not paying closer attention back in the day.

Fortunately, you don’t have to commit to months of night classes to learn a new language as an adult. From now until November 30, you can get the world's top-grossing language learning software, Babbel, for the lowest price on the web. After that, you're SOL, so you better jump on it now.

And trust us, you want to. Babbel has earned 4.5/5 stars on the App Store and 4.6/5 stars on the Google Play Store across nearly 500,000 reviews. Fast Company has called it the "most innovative company in education," while The Next Web refers to it as "one of the stalwarts of the online language-learning sphere.” Pretty much every review is glowing because Babbel was created by 100 expert linguists who knew what they were doing.

Babbel’s conversation-focused curriculum gives you 10- or 15-minute lessons each day that help you practice a new language by focusing on practical topics like transportation, dining, and shopping. Speech recognition technology helps you improve your pronunciation, and personalized review sessions give you the support to focus on areas that are more difficult for you. It's like having that guy in class who could actually speak French inside your phone (and not your pantalons).

With this offer, you can get a lifetime subscription to all 14 languages in Babbel's library: Spanish, German, Italian, French, Portuguese, Swedish, Turkish, Dutch, Polish, Indonesian, Norwegian, Danish, Russian, and English, in case you’re a little rusty. No judgment.

But like we said, this offer is only good until November 30. You might never see it again after that, so grab a lifetime subscription to Babbel Language Learning for $300 off $499 at just $199 today.

Prices subject to change.

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