The Comedy Hall of Fame is now expanding its square footage to include a ball pit, where every ball has a joke written on it. So far, these are the 15 jokes chosen for first balls, so please, no diving in the mostly empty pit. Here are 15 jokes to share with the work colleague you want a better relationship with.

Esther Povitsky

Esther Povitsky

Comedy Central

“I look like a good babysitter because I look nice, but I’m not quite hot enough to ruin a marriage”

Martha Kelly

Martha Kelly

Comedy Central

“We really are the best and the worst of all the animals put together. For example, in ways we are the worst, in the worst column; We’re the only species that imprisons other members of our species. Which is awful. But in the best column; Right now we’re the only species working on prison reform.”

Steven Wright

Steven Wright

Steven Wright: I Have A Pony

“When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.”

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