Over the last 30-ish years, “the Menendez brothers” has become cultural shorthand for the extreme kind of privilege that can lead to unspeakable horror in the name entitlement, and by all accounts, Lyle and Erik Menendez were indeed rich douchebags. But the murders of José and Kitty Menendez by their sons were a little more complicated than a bratty temper tantrum.

The Menendez Family

Beverly Hills

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José Menendez was a wealthy record executive who lived with his wife, Kitty, and two sons, Lyle and Erik, in New Jersey before moving to Los Angeles in 1986 to break into the film industry. The 16- and 19-year-old boys had both recently gotten into trouble, the former having fallen into the only bad crowd at Beverly Hills High School, who liked to commit casual burglary, and the latter having been suspended from Princeton for plagiarism. As we said, rich douchebags.

The Dark Family Secret (Maybe)

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The Menendez brothers claim their seemingly charmed existence obscured a much bleaker reality: that José Menendez sexually abused his sons from the time they were little. Some family members testified that they were told about the abuse at the time, but others claim Lyle, the older brother, cobbled the story together from books he read in jail. Whatever the case, José Menendez was by all accounts a demanding father who put immense pressure on his sons to become star athletes and not what anyone would call “warm and fuzzy.”

The Menendez Murders

On August 20, 1989, Lyle and Erik Menendez claim their parents retreated to another room following a confrontation about the abuse, and they feared their parents were plotting to kill them. What they actually appeared to be doing was watching TV and eating ice cream when their sons burst into the room and literally blew their faces off with two shotguns they’d purchased two days earlier.

The Immediate Aftermath

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After disposing of their guns, the brothers returned home, where Lyle called 911 in hysterics while Erik curled up sobbing on the lawn, claiming they’d come back from a movie to find their parents murdered. They may very well have been genuinely shocked by the scene that greeted them on their return, or they were master actors, but either way, the police were so convinced by their displays that they ignored protocol to test their hands for gunshot residue and didn’t even formally interview them for two months.

The Therapist’s Mistress

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The tipping point came when the mistress of the therapist Erik Menendez had been court-ordered to see got sick of her doctor boyfriend’s bullshit and told police that the brothers had confessed to the murders on tape during therapy sessions. The explanation they gave on the tapes differs wildly from both the defense and prosecutions’ version of events and doesn’t even make much sense: They had to kill their dad because he was going to go into politics and make their mother’s life miserable, and they had to kill their mother because she would have killed herself without their father. But it definitely established premeditation.

The First Trial

LA County Courthouse

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It took two years for the court to rule the therapy tapes admissible as evidence, so by the time Lyle and Erik Menendez stood trial, it was a well-hyped event. They both gave tearful testimonies of their father’s abuse while the prosecution argued that they did it for money, but even after introducing the testimony of a friend who claimed Lyle Menendez told him he’d deleted his father’s updated will that left his sons much less money, the trials of both men ended in hung juries.

Reunited and It Feels So Good

The Menendez brothers served the first 20 or so years of their sentences in separate facilities where they were forbidden to talk on the phone, but they kept in touch via letters and chess by mail like a couple of elderly nerds. After six years of petitioning, they were tearfully reunited in 2018, and it shows an unusual level of restraint for the industry that no one has turned that into a reality TV show.

The Trading Card Fiasco

In 2018, someone on Reddit discovered that the Menendez brothers can be seen in the audience on a basketball trading card. eBay immediately banned and started taking down listings for the cards, but listen, while we’re not advocating murder memoribilia, they’re not hard to find.

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