Another week, another 15 yummy jokes to slurp down with your loved ones. These jokes have been added to the Comedy Hall Of Fame on a preliminary trial basis to see if they tickle passersby's fancies, or come alive when the hall closes like Night At The Museum. Sit down and get comfy for this week's 15 jokes for the Hall Of Fame.

Aziz Ansari

Aziz Ansari

Netflix

“I heard this guy going around talking about how he was this big rap producer, and he was just going around and boasting and bragging. And in one of those bragging sessions, I heard him just tell somebody, 'Hey, hey -- why don't you try making four beats a day for two summers?' What a dangerously specific challenge that is.”

Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

Netflix

“People think it’s OK to walk up to me holding a baby. Like that’s cool… A baby, if you really break it down logically, it is a tiny human being and it’s shirtless, which is really creepy. It’s a shirtless, bald human being with a bag of its own crap around its waist. How horrifying is that?”

Nick Swardson

Nick Swardson

Comedy Central

“She'll be like, 'How was your day today?' And I'll be like, 'Oh, my day, Grandma? My day was horrible. I had the worst day. I wake up. I go to the video store -- this guy almost hits me, this cab almost hits me. I get there -- the movie I want is gone. They don't even have it. And the Yankees lost, it's going to rain -- it was like the worst day. How was your day?' 'Well, I woke up, again. And my heart hurts when I breathe. And another one of my friends died.' It's like, what do I say to that?”

Brian Regan

Brian Regan

Comedy Central

“I thought yoga was easy -- I went out and I bought a yoga video tape. I bought the beginners' yoga tape. I couldn't do anything on the whole hour -- nothing -- just fast forwarding: can't do that, can't do that -- I know I can't do that. This woman in a soothing voice: 'Simply take the bottom of your right foot and place it on the small of your back.'”

Steve Martin

Steve Martin

Carson Entertainment

“Don't have sex, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.”

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