20 Crank Yankers Calls For The Hall Of Fame
Crank Yankers isn't talked about enough. With a completely original style and premise, Crank Yankers also included dozens of America's greatest comedians, many of which were featured before their mainstream success. Here are 15 prank calls from Crank Yankers guaranteed to crank your yank.
How Big Is Your Caulk?: Tony Barbieri
Tony Barbieri as Niles calls a hardware store to inquire about the hardness and girth of their different caulks.
There’s A Turd In The Car: Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes, a Crank Yankers veteran, calls a towing company to complain about a giant turd left in the back seat of her car. She claims it's “about as long as my arm.”
We Have The Same Name: David Wain
David Wain calls up Al Foster to inform him that he too is named Al Foster, and it only escalates from there as a third Al Foster joins in on the sexy fun.
Complaining To A Gay Bar: Seth Macfarlane
Seth Macfarlane calls a gay bar as a 1940s detective to complain about the lack of dames at the establishment, and slowly learns something new about himself.
I Got 12,000 Muffins: J.B. Smoove
J.B. Smoove calls a random business to let them know about an impending massive muffin delivery to their establishment. “You still need to sign a receipt for each individual muffin.”
The Sex Store/ Pizza Place: Jimmy Kimmel
The creator of the show, Jimmy Kimmel, calls a sex store to order a special “pump,” but his mom won’t get off the other line. They eventually force the sex store worker to pretend he works at a pizza place. This does have some sex store items on display so watch at your own risk, here.
Will Forte Needs A Bird Identified: Will Forte
Will Forte gives a call to the National Audubon Society so they can help him identify a bird on his Ring doorbell. But the bird isn’t the only thing he finds on the video…
The Forgotten Stepson: Natasha Leggero
Natasha Leggero calls a school to inform them that she won’t be able to pick up her stepson. The only problem is she doesn’t remember the kid's name…or the father’s.
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The Hottie: Chelsea Peretti
Chelsea Peretti explains to a “Hotters” worker that she is definitely hot enough to work there. Until she has to call back later to inform them of the crowbar that fell on her face.
The Flower Order: Tracy Morgan
Tracy Morgan calls a flower store to order some flowers for his girl, but first, he has some things he needs to get off his chest in the letter attached. “Give one dude a BJ, shame on you. Give two dudes a BJ, shame on me.”
You Got To Pay Your Bill: Pete Dzoghi
Willie Robinson, voiced by Pete Dzoghi is not playing when it comes to phone bill paying, and neither is his manager.
Give My Daughter A Tattoo: Eminem
Eminem wants to get matching tattoos with his 10-year-old daughter. And the owner is more than happy to oblige.
The Wu-Tang Reservation: Dave Chapelle
Dave Chapelle, pretending to be a representative of the Wu Tang Clan, calls a hotel to reserve 12 rooms. Not enough available? They’ll squeeze into two.
The Accidental Porno Rental: Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes calls a video rental store to let them know that the video she rented to show at her son’s birthday party, was actually a porno film. “You know what scared me to death? Some of the kids said they already seen that movie!”
The Fortnite Tutor: Ron Funches
Ron Funches calls a Fortnite coach to get his 13-year-old son some real gaming expertise, and cash in from Fortnite competitions.
An immigrant calls a language center in order for them to teach him English, the only difficulty is setting up the appointment, in English.
Red Dead Redemption 2 Is C*ck Blocking Me: Tiffany Haddish
Tiffany Haddish calls a video game store to complain about how her man would rather play with Red Dead Redemption 2 than play with her.
Brad & Mork Need A Cake For Daddy: Tim & Eric
Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim call a bakery in order to pitch some birthday baked goods ideas for their daddy’s birthday. “I wonder if we could get a meat cake so big that Mork could get inside.”
Elderly Fight Club: David Alan Grier
David Alan Grier calls a retirement home to inform them of his new Elderly Fight Club. “When these gals get in the ring, they go for blood.”
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The Ritual Reservation: Aubrey Plaza
Aubrey Plaza calls the parks service in order to reserve a time for her and her friends to perform a “ritual.” “You just need to take off your shirt and bathe in squirrel’s blood.”
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