Time To Get Microsoft Office Like A Real Adult
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When you were a kid, one of the first things you learned about computers was how to use Microsoft Office. (The second was about dysentery-ravaged pioneers on the Oregon Trail, but that's not really here nor there.) Now that you're an adult who is very likely working from home, you may be discovering yet again that you actually need Microsoft Office to organize your life and do your job better, but Bill Gates needs to keep feeding those orphans, so it ain't cheap.
Microsoft Office Professional is a powerhouse suite that's specially designed to integrate perfectly with Windows. With a one-time purchase, you'll get a lifetime subscription to Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, Teams, OneNote, Publisher, and Access available for instant delivery and download. Each tool has been artfully redesigned to work as well for designers looking for inspiration as data analysts crunching numbers. With the ribbon-based user interface, you can easily access all of MS Office's features, tools, and customizations from a single place so you can jump between apps and streamline your workflow without sacrificing functionality.
Sure, the Mac version is a little less comprehensive, but you'll still get Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, Teams, and OneNote — all the basics you need for an at-home workspace. Again, they're all available for instant delivery and download and you'll have a lifetime subscription to each program. To paraphrase a guy for whom things super worked out, whatever else happens, you’ll have that Microsoft Office problem handled.
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