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Our pets deserve their own day -- you know, aside from their birthdays, adoptiversaries, obedience school graduation parties, etc. Yes, it's time to celebrate Pet Day, and we're making it easy to shower your special furry friend with all kinds of material love. Check out some of our best pet offerings for the holiday.

Dog Paw Cup Cleaner, $17.99 (reg. $29)

Who's a messy puppy? Who's got a messy paws? Your dog, that's who. Clean those paws off before letting them inside with this simplified, safe, friendly-looking cup cleaner that couldn't possibly scare any reasonable (or even unreasonable) dog.

KiTiDOT: The Amusing Cat Collar Toy, $23.95 (reg. $25)

You love making your cat chase a laser pointer, but you tire of it a whole lot faster than they do, so let them control the pointer. KiTiDOT is a laser on their collar, providing endless hours of fun.

KittySpring Water Fountain for Cats, $29 (reg. $39)

Kitties are particular about their whiskies, so much so that they might go months without drinking water just to prove to you how much they hate their bowl. Avoid the thirst strike with KittySpring, a water fountain specifically designed to keep your cats hydrated and comfortable.

Automated Cat Robot Toy with LED & Feathers, $29.99 (reg. $35)

Cats get super hype about feathers floating and flailing around, but you probably don't want to float and flail feathers all the time. Let this automated toy do it for you.

Pet Medic: First Aid Kit for Pets (2-Pack), $42.99 (reg. $50)

Pet Medic, an Amazon's Choice product, is a must-have for those crazy people who go on long hikes or trail runs with their dogs. The simple kit includes everything you need to treat most common pet injuries in any environment.

Wickedbone: Smart Interactive Dog Toy, $69.95 (reg. $99)

When you want your dog to have fun but you're a little busy supporting this family, Sarah Jessica Barker, toss out the Wickedbone. This intelligent toy can roll, bounce, and elude your dog for up to four hours.

Allergy Test My Pet Kit, $69.99 (reg. $107)

Pets are truly sacred things. They won't tell you when you're making their life a living hell by constantly exposing them to an allergen because they love you anyway, so if they seem uncomfortable and it's not because you're watching Air Bud (which contributes to unrealistic standards of doggery), test them for allergies with this simple kit.

DNA My Dog NextGen: Canine Breed Identification PLUS Genetic Age Test, $69.99 (reg. $99)

If you did the right thing and adopted your dog from a shelter, who even knows where this mutt came from? You will with this next-generation test that can determine your dog's exact breed mix, detect their predisposition to certain behaviors or disease, and give you a complete breakdown of their genetic age.

Automatic Pet Feeder Food Dispenser for Dogs & Cats, $79.99 (reg. $119)

You can't always be there at breakfast or dinner time. That's where this automatic food dispenser comes in. It lets you schedule feeding times, dispense treats for good boys and girls (and gender nonconforming canines), and more.

Basepaws Breed + Health DNA Test: At-Home Cat Genetics Test, $129 (reg. $159)

You've probably called your cat a feral beast under your breath, but you might be righter than you know. This at-home genetics test will help you find out! The painless test gives you a report of your cat's breed mix, percentage of wild cat, relation to jungle cats, and more. As if they needed more proof that they rule the jungle (or, as the case may be, your furniture).

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