Can't Stop, Won't Stop Learning

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Some say the original title of Journey's "Don't Stop Believing" was actually "Don't Stop Learning" but it sounded too nerdy for the mainstream. Okay, nobody says that, but it's still a nice mantra to live by, isn't it? Learning something new every day is a surefire way to make you at least one of the smartest people in the room, and who doesn't want to be that? It's also a nice way to make sure you get promoted and then know better than to spend all your fat cash on timeshares.

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