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We have to be painfully honest here for your own good: You will probably never make it as a DJ. You might get a solid gig from time to time, but you are almost definitely not the next Calvin Harris. But that's okay! A true DJ is about dropping dope beats, not money. In that respect, why shouldn't you use the same tools as pros like Marshmello, Diplo, and Flume?

Ableton Live is one of the top digital audio workstations in the world, and you can learn how to use it in the Ableton Music Production Mastery Bundle. This seven-course bundle is designed to be so easy, your eight-year-old nephew who still uses a sippy cup (or your you-year-old you who still uses a sippy cup, no judgment) can learn to use Ableton. You'll get up to speed with the interface and the basics of using Ableton before progressing into skills like recording and warping, producing and editing music, using synths and samplers, implementing MIDI and audio effects, and much more. Eventually, you'll start learning DJ techniques, controllers, and other live performance skills. Finally, there's a crash course on MaxForLive, a powerful Ableton tool that lets you design your own instruments, effects, and devices. Yes, one of them can be your butt.

Learn the music production software that the pros use and become the 21st century Le Pétomane. Right now, the Ableton Music Production Mastery Bundle is just $29.

Prices subject to change.

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