Despite the vast and wondrous spectrum that is man, Hollywood franchises like Mission Impossible, James Bond, and the DCEU all seem to have extremely specific ideas of what a man is supposed to be... and they're not super great. "Doctor" Jordan Breeding digs into it all, because he is a man - give or take.

Inspired by Jordan's article 6 Backward Ideas Hollywood Still Has About Men.

Writer: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Caleb Gritsko
Editing: Andy Sowar, Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko

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