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Capitalism is a magical thing. There is so much stuff you can buy at any point that you have no way of knowing everything that's out there. Like, did you know that make not just waterproof but floating speakers? Of course not. Why would you know that? That's basically voodoo. Fortunately, we've brought together some of the coolest deals on the web on stuff you didn't know you needed. Plus, you can save an extra 20% off on all of it with the code VIPSALE20. (But be sure to use it soon, because it expires on 9/20.)

2-in-1 Docking Station for Nintendo Switch Joy-Cons

MSRP: $19

Sale Price: $15.99

VIPSALE20: $12.79

If you have a tendency to chuck your Nintendo Switch Joy-Cons, you'll need a nice place to put them so you aren't tempted.

Sinji Flexible Borescope Camera for Android & iOS

MSRP: $38

Sale Price: $29.95

VIPSALE20: $23.95

Never sacrifice your stuff to the abyss behind the refrigerator again with this clever camera that connects to your phone, snakes into tight spaces, and streams a live view of what it sees. It's like that rig they had in Titanic, except instead of looking for history, it's your laundry money.

Slyde Handboards Grom Soft Top

MSRP: $69

Sale Price: $49

VIPSALE20: $39.20

Who says you need balance to enjoy the offerings of the ocean? Bodysurfing will never be the same with this lightweight handboard that's easy to bring out to the ocean and absolutely shreds waves, no lessons required.

Decibullz: Custom Moldable True Wireless Earphones

MSRP: $149

Sale Price: $98.99

VIPSALE20: $79.19

Never worry about your earbuds falling out again! These incredible earphones actually mold to your ears for the perfect fit. Plus, they sound great.

MoovyGo 12-in-1 USB-C Hub Station with Wireless Charging + Power Bank

MSRP: $149.99

Sale Price: $99.99

VIPSALE20: $79.99

Charge just about anything on the go with MoovyGo! This 4,500mAh power bank has 11 charging ports and a Qi wireless pad to charge pretty much all of your devices simultaneously. Do you even have that many devices? You'll wanna get more just to realize its full potential.

Cylo Cannonball Max Floating Speaker

Sale Price: $149.95

VIPSALE20: $119.95

Bring the music into the pool or the bathtub with this awesome floating speaker, because what is even the point if you can't sing "Under the Sea" the whole time?

WAVE(TM) Kit: Wave Bolster + Headphones

MSRP: $199

Sale Price: $169.99

VIPSALE20: $135.99

The ultimate meditation kit, these headphones come with a unique bolster that pumps out vibrating frequencies in tune with the rhythm of the music you're listening to. It's like a 4D movie theater just for your ears.

Jamstik(R) Guitar Trainer

MSRP: $229

Sale Price: $199

VIPSALE20: $159

Want to learn the guitar? Jamstik(R) is the modern way to do it. This clever device pairs with an app to light up the fretboard, showing you where to put your fingers while you play. An actual baby could do it, so you have no excuse.

Lenso Space Pocket Size 4K 32GB Projector

MSRP: $799

Sale Price: $339

VIPSALE20: $271.20

Take movie night anywhere with this pocket-sized projector. The Lenso Space will broadcast a 4K HD image onto a screen up to 120" wide. It even has Bluetooth so you can stream whatever you want.

LOU 1.0 Electric Skateboard

MSRP: $449

Sale Price: $399.99

VIPSALE20: $319.99

Electric skateboards are the raddest way to get around. This guy has an eight mile range, a 17mph max speed, and a long battery life that makes it perfect for commuting. Pushing with your feet is for suckers.

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