Residents of lots of places have nicknames: People from Indiana are known as "Hoosiers," those from Wisconsin are "cheeseheads," Floridians are "the worst," etc. It's called a "demonym," which sounds a lot cooler than it usually is. Maybe the weirdest one, though, is Hartlepool, England, whose citizenship is called, with varying degrees of affection, "Monkey Hangers." How on Earth is such a nickname earned? Some kind of unfortunate zoo shenanigans? Nope. The truth is somehow both darker and wackier. Naturally, it involved the Napoleonic Wars.
During that time, allegedly, a French ship got wrecked off the coast of Hartlepool, and the only survivor was a monkey dressed in a French military uniform. Why would the French military have a monkey, and why would they dress it up? Unclear. Presumably, militaring could get pretty dull in the 17 months of travel it took you to actually reach a battle. But the people of Hartlepool, who had never seen a French or a monkey, supposedly concluded that French spies must be particularly hairy and screechy, put him on trial, and when he "refused" to answer questions, he was executed.
Thanks to a popular song about the incident (they didn't have Beyonce back then, so they had to make do), Hartlepool's people have since become nicknamed "the Monkey Hangers."
Except, there's zero evidence the incident occurred. In fact, in the intervening years, people of various Scottish towns have attributed it to their neighbors because Scots gonna Scot -- but the people of Hartlepool have certainly leaned into it. More than one statue of the monkey has been erected, and their soccer team's mascot is "H'Angus the Monkey," who was once elected mayor.
It's kind of like if someone made up a rumor about you shitting your pants and then you started wearing t-shirts that said "Steve, The Pants Shitter" -- You may not have deserved it before, but you definitely do now.
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