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Have you ever wondered why anybody assumes Godzilla is a good guy? Contemplated if theft is ever a good thing? Maybe secretly thought Captain America was a big dumb idiot? Well, "Doctor" Jordan Breeding certainly has, and he's here to point out how blockbuster movies should avoid morality lessons and just blow things up.

Inspired by the article 5 Famous Movie Lessons (That Didn't Make A Lick Of Sense)

Writer: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Caleb Gritsko
Editing: Andy Sowar, Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko

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