Surprisingly Racist Episodes of Beloved TV Shows

And in the end, "Chief Henry" somehow dies and visits Zack as a ghost in order to help him win an upcoming track meet -- because that poor guy's dying wish was for some reason to help the athletic career of an affluent teen he met briefly in his final days.

NBC Universal Television"It was my dying wish to see you get to second base, so now I'm damned to walk the Earth until you get your head in the game."

Or it may have been a dream birthed by Zack's guilty white subconscious. Either way the episode is so insulting, actor Mark-Paul Gosselaar later apologized for it -- and he never even said sorry for promoting the idea that college students could totally murder their roomate and receive straight A's.

Frasier is super-pissed, but he stays quiet for fear of being perceived as a racist. In the episode's cringiest scene, he role-plays how he thinks Mary would respond to his criticisms, which involves a tone-deaf impression in which he uses both the words "Uppity" and "Massa."

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Which is obviously a wildly cartoonish way for him to assume his human co-worker will react. But even if we were meant to laugh at Frasier's ignorance, his racist paranoia isn't rebuked by the show, it's only confirmed. Mary is made a full-fledged co-host and they're given a new producer; another black woman, who also monopolizes the show. Frasier literally isn't able to speak anymore because two black women are in the room.

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NBC Universal Television

He finally reveals his feelings to Mary, and confides that he feared she'd "react the wrong way" because she's black. Oddly she's totally cool with this and immediately just tries to make Frasier feel better about the whole thing.

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It turns out she's been offered her own radio show, so it's not a big problem ... until she shows up in a future episode where, again, the problem is she talks too much for Frasier's liking.

The boyfriend is named Weeds, which is a great name for a Showtime dramedy, but kind of a weird one for a human child. Weeds is black and immediately gets invested in the study of Voodo, whereas his white girlfriend Marybeth meanwhile buys a pair of X-Ray Specs, which promptly become cursed with said Voodoo. Meaning that when she puts her new glasses on she becomes haunted by literal black people -- as in mysterious figures who are covered from head-to-toe in black. In one scene they're (gasp) playing basketball!

Nickelodeon Productions

Nickelodeon ProductionsCan't a kid have a goth phase without getting haunted by a clunky metaphor?

Her boyfriend, incidentally, can't see them. In the end, they have to hold a seance to get rid of the black people, who are from another dimension or something.

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In recent years, the episode has been criticized for its casual racism. Or is it secretly a satirical look at hysterical white suburban prejudice? Then again, perhaps we're expecting too much from the show that also gave us a pint-sized Ryan Gosling being terrorized by a demonic Gilbert Gottfried.

Who's briefly seen in a reenactment played by, um, this guy?

FilmRise... oh.

While it may have gone unnoticed at the time, a fan recently pointed out that this is totally a dude in blackface, which is ... odd. Maybe the Unsolved Mysteries reboot can devote an episode to tackling why the show somehow couldn't find a single black actor willing to appear on television.

People start to think Hank is racist; he takes an online test, fails and is given dolls with different skin colors to play with. All of which is meant to underscore Hank's cluelessness, but even once Hank realizes that Ladybird simply doesn't like any repairmen, and any additional racial baggage was his, he still can't help but bother this poor guy at home just to point out that his dog isn't a racist.

FOX

FOX"Hello sir, I have brought my dog that previously attacked you to your house. I am the reasonable party in this situation."

Which doesn't really fix all that much. This man still has to deal with a world full of non-canine racism, but Hank doesn't have to fully reckon with his own bias and bias accessories.

And despite the fact that it's the 24th Century, and they all got there via a warp-capable spaceship, the planet's population seems to live in small pre-industrial villages.

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Worse still, this is all just the B-plot in service of the story of Wesley Crusher, who has become disillusioned with Starfleet. Yes, this entire episode about forced relocation and genocide is just background for a story about how the show's resident annoying white kid learns to become less of an asshole after one afternoon of political activism. Wesley actively defies Picard after befriending a villager Lakanta, who claims that Wes is "sacred". Also Wes has magical visions of his dead father.

ParamountEther due to his newfound spiritualism or this whole episode is secretly set inside a malfunctioning holodeck.

Wes completes his white savior arc and leaves with Lakanta who is really the mysterious alien "traveller" in disguise. In the end, the Indigenous colony is allowed to stay, and by not violently forcing them out of their homes, Picard has apparently fixed his ancestor's history of abetting genocide.

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Paramount"Could somebody please beam me the hell out of this episode?"

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