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Sure, Valentine's Day was last month, but you don't need some corporate holiday to show your significant other how much you care, do you? Being a perfect partner who always does the dishes and surprises their sweetheart with little tokens for no reason is notoriously easy. Well, we're going to make it even easier because we've rounded up some amazing deals on Swarovski crystal jewelry. Check out the necklaces, earrings, and more below.
Sale Price: $19.99
This tennis bracelet may look like it belongs at Coachella but it DOES NOT BELONG AT COACHELLA. It's too pretty, and the reflection of the desert sun off all those little crystals could blind someone. Seriously, it's a safety hazard.
These pretty knot stud earrings look like the fanciest Gordian Knot you've ever seen. Just don't go full Alexander trying to cut them in half.
It's like watching the ball drop at New Year's in Times Square! Well, sort of. These guys involve 100% fewer diapers.
These freshwater pearl earrings are plated in 18K white gold, adding a subtle touch to any outfit. Someone might just confuse your special someone with the Little Mermaid, so keep an eye out for sea witches trying to steal their voice. (Or don't. You know what they say: If you love someone, let their legs fuse back into the fish tail they were born with.)
These "huggie" style earrings have a classic, timeless look that fits great at a gala as well as heading out on a date. In a pinch, they can probably even double as the fanciest tweezers you'll ever use.
These pretty drop earrings will look just like little stars dangling from your lover's ears. That is, 2-carat round Swarovski Element crystal stars, which are objectively better than balls of burning gas (and much safer to put on your ears).
Sale Price: $49.99
Why stop at just one thing? Give the gift of a complete jewelry set, with a necklace, earrings, and a tennis bracelet, all included in this deal. The only thing that's missing is the radiating warmth of the knowledge that one is loved, but you're going to have to add that yourself.
Sale Price: $49.99
Does your special someone prefer gold? This 4-piece set comes with a necklace, earrings, and a bracelet with more of an aureate hue for the Scrooge McDuck in your life.
Sale Price: $59.99
Made with two clear, natural diamonds, this rose gold bangle can be easily adjusted to fit any wrist. It will look especially dope on somebody named Terry or Taylor.
Another one for Tracy, this necklace is made with 13 diamonds and 14K rose gold plating that will shine with the light that comes from within (and also, you know, above and in front).