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Scammers Are Starting Fake Crowdfunding Appeals After Mass Shootings

While crowdfunding websites like GoFundMe can provide necessary services (like helping people secure healthcare, which is not considered a necessary service, for some reason), they're also a hotbed for scammers. In recent years, such unsavory individuals have found a new grift: exploiting shootings for fun and profit.

After the 2017 Las Vegas shooting, which left 58 people dead, crowdfunding campaigns purporting to be for family members of the injured and deceased cropped up everywhere. This also happened after Parkland (2018, 17 dead) and Sutherland Springs (2017, 26 dead). In the aftermath of the massacre at the Pulse nightclub in Orlando (2016, 49 dead), a fraudulent campaign asked concerned citizens to dig deep and donate any Bitcoins they had laying around the house.

Outside of the U.S., scammers used the massacre in Christchurch, New Zealand (2019, 51 dead) as a basis for phishing emails that asked people to follow a link to donate to an "official" campaign. Instead it would take them to a website that would steal their bank login details.

But the prize for the worst scam goes to the people who targeted the families of the 22 people killed in El Paso in 2019. They contacted the bereaved while pretending to be from a nearby funeral home, and asked them for money for their "services." (The prize, by the way, is a trip to Hell.)

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Gamers Used The Death Of A Soccer Player To Score E-Loot

On January 21, 2019, a light aircraft traveling from Nantes, France to Cardiff, Wales crashed into the sea, killing the pilot and its sole passenger: world-famous soccer player Emiliano Sala. The tragedy horrified sports fans around the world, and while tributes were being paid, a crowdfunding campaign intended to help find Sala's body -- as well as the wreckage of the plane -- raised nearly 300,000 pounds in only a few days.

Meanwhile, gamers enjoying the then-latest edition of FIFA were using the tragedy to make huge piles of in-game loot by selling Sala loot on the game's marketplace for ten times its normal price. (Something similar happened following the deaths of Davide Astori and Junior Malanda, as well as the plane crash that killed damn near an entire Brazilian soccer team.)

After an outpouring of anger, FIFA developer EA (*insert scare chord*) responded by removing Sala from the game and locking his marketplace value to its normal, pre-death level. Meaning that anyone who already owned Sala couldn't sell him for an extortionate amount ... well after everyone stopped caring.

Related: Awful Things That Happened To Famous People After They Died

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Mark Zuckerberg Used A Devastated Puerto Rico For A VR Demonstration

Over the last decade, Facebook has been used to promote all manner of heinous shit, up to and including election interference, white supremacy, anti-vaccination conspiracy theories, dangerous pseudoscience, homophobia and transphobia, and genocide. Considering this swamp of sadness, it seems inconsequential to call founder Mark Zuckerberg out for using a disaster zone to hawk his latest gizmo, but fuck it, we're going to do that anyway. If nothing else, it'll give future generations something to read while watching his trial for crimes against humanity.

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Netflix Keeps Using Real Disaster Footage In Its Movies

In December 2018, Netflix released Bird Box, a spine-tingling psychological horror movie about a world overrun by monsters that drive anyone who sees them mad -- a plot which really resonates with us, for some reason. In the film, a news report ominously describes a spate of mass suicides over a montage of images of disasters, including a gigantic fire.

NetflixWow, great CGI. It almost looks rea- wait a minute.

That isn't fake. It's footage of a very real train crash which killed 47 people and devastated the Canadian town of Lac-Megantic in 2013. Spoilers: Canada hated this. Netflix apologized and expressed regret for "any pain" they might've caused, but refused to remove the imagery. They asserted that the use of stock footage is a widespread industry trick, and that if they removed it, then goddamn, they might have to do the decent thing the next time it happened too.

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Scott Adams Uses Disasters To Promote His Crappy App

After becoming rich and famous for making fun of the arrogant small-minded psychopaths of the business world, Dilbert creator Scott Adams figured he might as well join them. With his legacy in tatters and his relevance dwindling, Adams is under a lot of pressure to make his latest venture, "WhenHub," work. Basically, it's a way for experts to sell their expertise to the public/media, with Adams taking a 10% cut of the money they make.

We don't know how WhenHub is doing financially or anything, but we don't think things are going too well, considering how the only time Adams is able to generate any press for the app is when there's a horrific disaster going on somewhere. In June 2019, after a helicopter crashed into a skyscraper in NYC, killing the pilot, Adams offered $500 (minus his cut) to any witnesses willing to use his app to talk to the media.