Lundgren plays Agent Reed, who is tasked with retrieving a missing flash drive that contains the names of people under federal witness protection, which somehow requires him to pose as a kindergarten teacher. It involves a scene in which he holds up a Twix-hogging vending machine at gunpoint, just to drive home how ill-suited he is for all of his careers.
Lundgren was initially reluctant to take the role because he was anxious about not living up to Schwarzenegger's legacy, which is understandable. The original netted a whole six stars on IMDb, more than Lundgren has gotten in all of his movies combined. In the end, he may not have outmuscled Mr. Olympia's performance, but Ivan Drago killed the line-dancing competition.