This monument to eternal fascism still stands today (weird), but researchers were able to reconstruct the message anyway by combining three obscure sources. It's titled "Codex Fori Mussolini," and basically talks about how great Mussolini was at being a shithead. According to the codex, Mussolini saw himself as a "new Roman Emperor," and was a "shining light" to the Italian people. Uh, the ones he didn't kill, anyway.
Mussolini's rule ended rather abruptly in 1943, so whatever ideas he had for this grand statement to the future didn't go as planned. Instead of a glorious New Testament for fascism as he intended, the document is more of a list of ways not to act when you're in a position of power. Or just ever, in general.
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