And then he passes out from heat exhaustion and Darth Vader has to drag him under an umbrella. You'd think a shark ate you in your sleep and you were in some weird purgatory.
Arnold And The Predator Justify A Lot Of Weird Fanfiction
You know the plot of Predator, right? Arnold Schwarzenegger leads a team of elite soldiers into the jungle, a mysterious and brutal alien starts picking them off one by one, Arnold manages to turn the tables, and they're so impressed with each other's tactical prowess that they fall deeply in love.
20th Century Fox"Get to the choppa ... of my heart!"
What, that's not the story you remember? Then why, in the span of a few photos, do Arnold and the Predator evolve from doing a bromantic spring break pub crawl ...
20th Century Fox"If it pours, we can drink it."
20th Century Fox"We don’t have time to sleep! South Padre Island 1987!"