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The Night Before -- A Wacky Teen Movie About Keanu Reeves Selling His Prom Date Into Sex Slavery
Long before he kicked ass as John Wick, battled evil computers in The Matrix, and ... did whatever it was he did in The Lake House, Keanu Reeves was in a little movie called The Night Before. The 1988 teen comedy was kind of like The Hangover, but '80s-er, with a young Keanu trying to find his date after waking up in a filthy alley with no memory of what went down on prom night.
Kings Road EntertainmentAlternate title: Dude, Whoa's My Car?
In flashbacks, we learn that his date, Tara (played by Full House's Aunt Becky), was forced to go to prom with the hideous bridge troll that is Keanu Reeves after losing a bet.
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On the way to the big dance, Keanu's car breaks down in the scaaary ethnicity-filled downtown. The couple are forced them to take shelter in a nearby dive bar, where Keanu is immediately roofied, seemingly by a Genie.
Kings Road EntertainmentKidding, this is how every nonwhite person dressed in 1988.
In desperate need of money and with drugs coursing through his pubescent veins, Keanu accidentally sells Tara to a pimp for 1,500 bucks.
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Kings Road Entertainment"I wouldn't touch those bills without protective gloves."
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