With the possible exception of the madness-fueled robot we call "Nicolas Cage," most actors are only human. And like all human beings, they sometimes make terrible decisions. Terrible, tone-deaf, below-30-percent-on-Rotten-Tomatoes decisions. In fact, even some of our most cherished celebrities have movies in their pasts that are hilariously backward by contemporary standards. Such as ...
The Night Before -- A Wacky Teen Movie About Keanu Reeves Selling His Prom Date Into Sex Slavery
Long before he kicked ass as John Wick, battled evil computers in The Matrix, and ... did whatever it was he did in The Lake House, Keanu Reeves was in a little movie called The Night Before. The 1988 teen comedy was kind of like The Hangover, but '80s-er, with a young Keanu trying to find his date after waking up in a filthy alley with no memory of what went down on prom night.
Kings Road EntertainmentAlternate title: Dude, Whoa's My Car?
In flashbacks, we learn that his date, Tara (played by Full House's Aunt Becky), was forced to go to prom with the hideous bridge troll that is Keanu Reeves after losing a bet.
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Kings Road EntertainmentIt's in her contract that she can only date characters played by ageless vampires.