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The Government Sent Hundreds Of Thousands Of Unfit People To The Vietnam War As "The Moron Troops"

Most people associate the Vietnam War with three things: Creedence Clearwater Revival, Good Morning Vietnam, and John Rambo. Oh, and the protests and death and all that.

In 1966, all those protests presented President Lyndon B. Johnson with a problem. He needed a metric ton of fresh soldiers to feed into the pit of escalating terror Vietnam had become, but couldn't afford the massive backlash that abolishing student deferments or calling up hordes of reserves was sure to create. Luckily for him, Secretary of Defense Robert McNamara had a way to do this while avoiding unwanted civil upset from concerned citizens: Simply focus the recruiting effort on poor, unfit, and disadvantaged people.

LBJ Presidential LibraryHey, that was our reaction too!

Dubbed "Project 100,000," McNamara's plan was sold to the public as a way for impoverished youth to gain education and work their way out of poverty. In reality, they threw all previous fitness and mental regulations to the wind and started targeting people who had previously been rejected as unfit to serve. The recruiters targeted Southern backwoods and urban ghettos (a whopping 41 percent of the recruits were black, as opposed to the 12 percent of the troops as a whole), and brought in at least one kid with an IQ of 62.

Unsurprisingly, these recruits weren't exactly Captain America material. "The Moron Corps," as Project 100,000 troops were charmingly nicknamed, were hauled off to enter combat in disproportionate numbers. The exact number of their dead is hard to come by, but we're hazarding a guess that when compared to the rest of the troops, the word "disproportionate" is a good fit there, too.

US Army"But here's a medal to make you feel better. It's shiny."

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The Worst Enemy Of Napoleon's Army Was Napoleon Himself

Napoleon was notoriously lax in feeding his dreaded Grande Armee. An old Polish saying -- "Bread? There is none" -- was so popular with the troops that Napoleon himself once shot it back at a hungry soldier who asked him for food. Generally, it's the commander's job to boost morale, not engage in cynical memes about starvation.

Wikimedia CommonsParticularly for a man who allegedly coined the term "An army marches on its stomach."

During the 1798 Egyptian campaign, 55,000 of Napoleon's troops endured a brutal three-day desert march from Alexandria to Cairo. They died like flies from heat, thirst, the occasional Bedouin attack, and suicide. This wasn't particularly good news for the Egyptians, either. By the time the army reached the Nile, half-crazed soldiers tore through the area in a looting rampage that did little to endear Napoleon to the local populace. Of course, Napoleon learned precisely nothing from this exercise in troop hydration, and put his men through an even crazier ten-day desert march, which went exactly as well as you'd think. When they finally reached their destination in Syria, the exhausted troops were greeted with a plague and prompt defeat at the hands of an Ottoman and English coalition.

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Surviving The Atomic Bomb Was Only The Start Of The Ordeal

The aftermath of the atomic bombings of Hiroshima and Nagasaki left over a million survivors worrying about injuries, illness, and homelessness. On top of it all, they were treated as total outcasts and third-class citizens by their own country for the rest of their lives. Back then, radioactivity was invisible, mysterious, and terrifying. Who's to say that the survivors really survived anything at all?

National Archives and Records AdministrationYou know, besides all these people.

Yeah, you know where this is going.

Japan treated the survivors of Hiroshima and Nagasaki like the ghouls from Fallout. They feared the survivors would spread radiation-related diseases to those around them. Even their scarring was considered contagious. They were dubbed hibakusha -- "atomic bomb survivors" -- and actively shunned by the rest of society. Survivors found it difficult to secure jobs or housing. Many also found it impossible to marry -- after all, there was no telling what crazy mutants their irradiated loins might give birth to. Japan didn't even bother setting up proper healthcare for the victims until the 1950s, because hey, with any luck, they'd all die out.

But that's because it was a different time, right? Not so much. The victims of the 2011 Fukushima disaster may lack the keloid scars that many A-bomb survivors bear, and officially, they're treated fine -- maybe even as heroes. But scratch the surface, and everything indicates that they get the same hibakusha treatment as their WWII counterparts in day-to-day life.

US ArmyParticularly odd since even the workers barely had any exposure at all.

So the lesson here is, uh ... don't ... don't have bad things happen to you?

Try to do that.

Carolyn has a Twitter and just started Instagram, but honestly isn't trying very hard.

It's still probably worth studying what the Unabomber was talking about -- here's a helpful book on the subject.

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