In a British radio show interview, Walker said that his book Human Race Get Off Your Knees: The Lion Sleeps No More would be the one book in all of human literature that she would take with her on a desert island. Ideas featured in this book include the moon being a giant spacecraft which is beaming a "fake reality broadcast" into the human mind. This is almost inspirational, in a backwards kind of way. Just because you might have ludicrous beliefs about a secret race of lizard humans ruling the world doesn't mean you can't go on to be a success. It's the embodiment of the American Dream, only with more lizard people.
Rob Lowe Was Nearly Murdered By Bigfoot
Famous actor and Cable TV packages extraordinaire Rob Lowe went on a trip with his two sons, where he believes he nearly fell victim to an attack by a Bigfoot-like creature known as a "wood ape." While filming a documentary series, Rob Lowe was camping deep in the Ozark Mountains. At 1 a.m., something approached their campsite and, despite the best encouragement of the armed men who were accompanying Lowe, the creature did not make a speedy retreat. Unlike anyone who has ever gone to see a Rob Lowe movie, it was there for Rob Lowe.
Lowe believes this was the mighty wood ape, and he lay on the floor in order to not be killed by it. It is unclear why, if he truly believed he was about to be mauled to death by the real life equivalent of Harry from Harry And The Hendersons, he chose to lie on the floor rather than run the hell away. But it does reveal that, when a human is faced with danger, the three biological reactions are fight, flight, and Rob Lowe.
There is, of course, NO WAY that this could've been just a bear. It was an as-of-yet undiscovered primate that was revealed to the Earth when it menaced the guy who really, really wants you to buy DirecTV. Rob Lowe is pretty coy about how he made it through this apparently life-threatening encounter, but if he did indeed do it by dropping to the dirt, then our Loch Ness Monster Survival Strategy just got about nineteen steps shorter and now involves 100 percent less sprinting and screaming.
Just imagine Kyrie Irving saying "the earth is flat" on this t-shirt.
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