5 Famous Movie Scenes Every Single Person Gets Wrong

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Superman didn't reverse time by causing the world to spin backward, but by flying faster than light -- a power he's canonically had ever since he was a wee Superboy, when he sent Ma and Pa Kent back in time to do some 18th-century swashbuckling.

Audiences have been misinterpreting the scene. The Earth spinning backward isn't the cause of time moving in reverse; it's just another effect, like the falling rocks flying back upward and the crumbling dam sucking its water back in.

Now, is it still dumb that Superman can basically yank a brand-new superpower out of his super-shorts whenever the plot demands it? Well, you can take that up with nearly a century's worth of comic book writers, not us.

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Whoever said Tom Cruise was the last samurai? It may have been his rugged visage next to the title on the movie posters ...

... but the true last samurai (plural) were the group of warriors with whom his character trained and fought. He may have learned from them and even taught them a thing or two about Americans (read: guns), but he could never truly hope to be one of them, if only because of the height requirement.

The last samurai (singular) was the final survivor of that group, Katsumoto. Based upon Saigo Takamori, who is considered to be the bona fide last samurai, Katsumoto meets his end the same way his real-world counterpart did: by following the samurai code and committing ritual seppuku. Unlike his real-world counterpart, he does so with assistance from Cruise's character -- who, in true American fashion, completely fucks it all up.

The ending narration even makes a point of explicitly differentiating between the two -- the "American captain" who lives to fade into obscurity, and the samurai, whose days had come to an end. Really, the film is another victim of our tendency to associate the lead character with the title. Like how Die Hard is the harrowing tale of Mr. Jonathan Diehard.

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... and soup that wishes it only had flies in it:

Obviously, this is all nothing more than a throwaway bit of gross-out humor. Let's all laugh at the backwards savages, with their brown skin and repulsive eating habits! And how 'bout them funny hats, huh? Huh?

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The whole scene was a stomach-turning hint that something was amiss in Pankot Palace. See, the people putting on this feast were purportedly Hindus. And as Indy remarks to Captain Blumburtt in the original script, "Even if they were trying to scare us away, a devout Hindu would never touch meat. Makes you wonder what these people are ..."

As we find out a few minutes later, that's because they are in truth members of the heart-yanking Thuggee cult. Of course, we could've known that right away, if only we'd been paying attention to how the vegetarian palace's inhabitants retained fucking Clive Barker as their personal chef.

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One minute, Princess Leia is speaking to Grand Moff Tarkin as if the two are about to have tea, the next she's berating Chewie in an accent best described as "cabbie."

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By her own admission, Carrie Fisher was approximately 78 percent cocaine while filming Star Wars. But Claudia Grey, author of Star Wars: Bloodline, has an official canonical explanation for the linguistic slip-up: Leia was merely being her usual, wisecracking self: " actually making fun of Tarkin. She's mocking his accent in that moment."

That's believable, considering the very first words out of her mouth are informing Tarkin that he smells like the polite equivalent of a Taco Bell dumpster.

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According to the film, humanity has had an alien fighter collecting dust in Area 51 since 1947. That's plenty of time for the world's brightest minds to reverse-engineer some alien tech. In fact, since the discovery of the ship predates modern computers, our own technology might even be derived from the ship's system. So connecting a MacBook to the ship isn't so far-fetched, seeing as how we had decades to design an interface, and it might have even been developed from the same starting point in the first place. If we're calling bullshit on anything, it should be that the aliens made it to Earth at all, since they're essentially using Apple Maps.

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