That's the difference between a regular bad movie and Troll 2. A regular bad movie will ruin 90 minutes of your life; Troll 2 will ruin your moviegoing experience forever.
Faust Has The Most Disgusting Sex Scene Of All Time
Faust: Love Of The Damned tells the story of an artist named John Jaspers (thus dodging the litigious wrath of famed artist Jasper Johns) who sells his soul to the devil in order to become a demon superhero and avenge his girlfriend's death. Think Spawn, but if his mom made his costume for him.
Out of Fruit Roll-Ups.
One memorably horrifying scene finds the devil (who in the movie looks like a 90-year-old woman doing her best John Malkovich impersonation) about to get it on with his girlfriend -- because in the age of internet dating, there's always the odd chance that you accidentally wind up going out with the Prince of Darkness ...
... But it turns out the woman has crossed him, so as a punishment he uses his evil magic to make her boobs and butt turn gigantic, and then melt. Again, he's the devil, so we can't be 100 percent sure this isn't just some weird demonic foreplay.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman turned to scones."
Eventually, the seductress is reduced to nothing but a shuddering, liquid, four-leaf clover of female sexuality. It's a pretty fucked-up, gross scene. If David Cronenberg ever directed an episode of Red Shoe Diaries, this is probably the nightmare factory he'd produce.
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