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Bill Hader And Jean-Ralphio Played The Voice Of BB-8

BB-8, Star Wars' latest attempt to corner the global toy market, may sound like R2-D2 with his undies on too tight, but there can't be any interesting stories behind that, right? They just threw piles of money at a synthesizer and called it a day, surely. Well, though they might have tried that, at some point, J.J. Abrams decided the series' newest droid should have more personality than mere electronics could offer. So he enlisted the help of a couple of friends: SNL alum Bill Hader and Ben Schwartz (Jean-Ralphio of Parks And Recreation fame).

SNL Studios

NBCUniversal Television Distribution They had to use two actors on a shift system due to the constraints of working within such a small ball.

OK, Abrams didn't make them sit inside the droid during the shoot. Here's how Hader described his job: "J.J. f**king around with this sound effects app on his iPad that was attached to a talk box operated by me. It looked ridiculous but it made BB-8's voice. At first I tried doing a voice, but we all agreed it sounded too human."

Lucasfilm "Damn, we gotta get the fuck out of here! Beep beep, motherfuckers!"

Schwartz's work didn't overlap with Hader's, but he did break down his experience in a little more detail. Essentially, while looking at a fairly final cut of the movie, he and Abrams decided what BB-8 might be saying in those scenes. Whatever words they came up with weren't important, but the cadence and comic timing were. Schwartz isn't sure whether any of that got translated into the beeps and squelches BB-8 used in the film, but he did get to mess around with Abrams and a synthesizer for a few days, so he considers it a success on that basis alone. (So would we, come to think of it.)

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Disney Characters Are Modeled On Actors Who Never Appear In The Movie

It's common practice for animated movies to get A-list talent on board for voice roles, since by movie-making standards, it's relatively easy work that doesn't require wearing pants. But do you know what's easier still? When an actor doesn't have to act, or speak, or really do anything more than simply exist, so that an animator can look at photos of them while drawing their characters.

Disney does this a lot. For example, Aladdin's "appearance and demeanor" was modeled after Tom Cruise, apparently after long debates about whether he should be a Michael J. Fox type instead.

Walt Disney "Hey Genie, we better back up, we don't have enough room to get up to 88."

And Ariel from The Little Mermaid was based on Alyssa Milano.

Walt Disney You can really see it there in Milano's famous red hair and lack of feet.

This isn't like something the celebrities are paid for, mind you. Milano wasn't even aware of it until a year after the movie came out, when she was asked to take part in a behind-the-scenes special. She seemed OK with it, imitation being the sincerest form of flattery and all.

via clipsism/YouTube But getting paid is also a very nice form of flattery.

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Some Directors Are Obsessed With Putting The Same Person's Voice In Their Films

We all know about the directors who work with the same actors again and again, like Tim Burton and his apparent life partner Johnny Depp. But a similar phenomenon exists wherein directors keep hiring the same person solely for voiceover work. For example, James Gunn, the director responsible for Slither and Guardians Of The Galaxy, has repeatedly gone to the voice well for, of all people, Rob Zombie.

Alfred Nitsch/Wiki Commons Who is haunted by the ghost of King Kong wherever he goes.

For some reason, Gunn can't consider a project complete unless Mr. Hellbilly Deluxe's voice is shoehorned in there somewhere. In Slither, Zombie played Dr. Karl, a (presumably filthily and dreadlocked) physician on the other end of a phone conversation with Elizabeth Banks. In Guardians Of The Galaxy, he was "Ravager Navigator Voice," and showed up as part of Yondu's outlaw gang. And in Gunn's mixed bag of comic book heroes and black comedy, Super, Zombie provided the voice of God.

Michelangelo Seen here advising man to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of their Dragula.

Oh, and here comes James Cameron again, whose list of voice credits is exactly as long as his entire body of work. From "random dude on the radio" to the inhuman growling of the alien queen, Cameron's voice has a resume that live-action actors would kill for. Here's a montage of all of them.

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Wil Wheaton Dubbed All The Romulan Voices In The 2009 Star Trek

There's no telling what trajectory Wil Wheaton's career might have taken if, after his breakout role in Stand By Me, he hadn't followed it up with Star Trek: The Next Generation, playing Wesley "Shut the Fuck Up" Crusher. What initially looked to be a terminal case of typecasting somehow led to something far stranger, with Wheaton emerging as the elder statesman of geekdom he's known for today. Now he's the first person you call when you need a convention panelist, or a comment on geek culture, or ... a Romulan voice?

Paramount Pictures (whiny) "Captain, I think I can rebalance blah blah blah subspace blah blah."

You know the scene on Nero's ship at the beginning where one of the Romulan crew members says "It's time"? Who could forget that? Well that was him! And not just that; Wheaton provided the voice for every Romulan on the ship. It was pretty straightforward, really: Abrams was looking for voice actors, Wheaton had a voice, and so the two got on the phone to hammer out the details. The end result was a Romulan vessel staffed entirely by Wesley Crushers, which really ought to be the plot of the next movie.

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Celebrities Keep Appearing As Severed Heads

With the popularity of Game Of Thrones and The Walking Dead, there's been an unprecedented demand for fresh disembodied noggins to get rolled into our living rooms every week. If you're a visual effects designer, that a good thing, but who do you suppose all those heads belong to? Not literally, of course -- that would violate several union bylaws -- but rather, whose heads are they modeling these highly realistic props on? Well, in at least in one case on The Walking Dead, it was Johnny Depp. Looks like we figured out what's eating Gilbert Grape, huh? Eh? "Eating?"

AMC Studios It was zombies. Zombies was the answer.

Why? No particular reason at all. Gotta makes heads look like something, right? And speaking of out-of-nowhere cameos, Game Of Thrones (a series which already has a bizarre penchant for giving cameos to famous musicians) based one of their decapitated heads on the former leader of the free world.

HBO That's George W. Bush, for those of you keeping track of decapitated leaders at home.

The creators didn't bother denying that poor Dubya somehow wound up on the Traitor's Walk, but they did deny that their motivations were political, stating that "we just had to use whatever heads we had lying around." No one seems to have any explanation for why a special effects shop had a replica of the 43rd president of the United States' severed cranium lying around, though witchcraft seems likely.

E. Reid Ross is the author of Nature Is The Worst: 500 Reasons You'll Never Want To Go Outside Again, which is in stores now and available on Amazon and Barnes and Noble.

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