The 13 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (9/6)

Sure, you could keep up with the news. But then you'd miss the balls-to-the-wall action of Mark Hamill shaving his beard. Besides, no reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

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Source: The Washington Post

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Source: BBC News

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Source: CNN, YouTube

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Source: Vanity Fair

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Source: CNBC, The Washington Times

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Source: The New York Times

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Source: TMZ, E!News, E!News, The Mirror

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