At one point, Trump threatens her with, "In this room, there are knives sharp enough to cut you to the bone, and hearts cold enough to eat yours for hors d'oeuvres." That makes no sense, though "Cannibal Hearts" would be an awesome band name. Derek finally responds with a non-ghost-hubby thought. Unfortunately, it's "You're too pretty to be bad." Star Wars requires less suspension of disbelief. And speaking of which, Trump's reply is the closest he will ever come to being Harrison Ford: "You noticed."
The cameraman had an aneurysm while they shot that line.
Ghosts Can't Do It won multiple awards (Razzies, but still), and proved that the only possible upside of a Trump presidency is that he'd be too busy ruining the country to ruin Hollywood anymore. So ... eight more years?
Jason doesn't care who wins, because he'll be old enough to run in 2020 and plans to crush whomever's in charge. Get on the Facebook and Twitter trains now, and he'll make you secretary of state. All of you.
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