The actor who plays
Aragorn Konkari also plays Gollum Klonkku, and interprets them as a deranged hobo and a half-naked man who considers chili cheese dogs as precious as the Ring, respectively.
Kari Vaananen, Man of 1,000 Pooping Faces.
The music sounds like it was recorded by a band that got kicked out of their local renaissance faire for being too experimental, and the effects are special in every sense of the word.
In this version, wearing the Ring inserts you into a Talking Heads music video.