10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26


People shared these last week like you're right now sharing sad Ben Affleck.

5 Reasons Batman Always Wins

Think Batman can't handle Superman? Please. Batman had a quickdraw contest with what was essentially a god, and shot him dead.


"Don't pretend Batman can outdraw a beam of light but can't save Two-Face from falling off a ledge. The truth is, he just didn't care to."

5 Well-Known Tips for Healthy Eating (That Don't Work)

Drinking diet soda is like playing weight loss on hard mode.

You exercise everyday, you never eat after dark, and if you drink soda, you only drink diet. How come you still haven't lost any weight? THE ANSWER IS

"While you may think you're helping out your diet by allowing yourself some low-calorie (but still sweet) alternatives, chances are you're actually screwing over your waistline in the long run."

6 Crackpot Conspiracy Theories (That Actually Happened)

Metallics were back this year at Fashion Week. So now your tin foil hat provides ample safety AND style!

10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26

"Not only has the federal government secretly tested biological warfare on U.S. citizens, they've actually killed someone while doing it."

If Product Packaging Had To Tell The Terrifying Truth

As if the romanticized portrayal of antebellum plantation life wasn't insulting enough.

CRACREDCON Imitation Boiled Tree Sap made from chemically processed corn kernels with water and aromatic compounds.

"We've entered an age where attention spans just aren't what they used to be. We don't have time read a bunch of descriptions or instructions anymore. We just want to be told what we're buying -- no bullshit."

6 Ways 'Frozen' Teaches You What Depression Is Like

"I'll just cut right to the quick here: Elsa's gloves are a symbol for her dependence on antidepressants."

10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26

"Her parents literally use the phrase 'Conceal, don't feel,' as if her suffering is some kind of twisted Mother Goose rhyme. It's like trying to prevent suicide by chanting 'Fun, not gun.'"

5 (Statistically BS) Complaints About Social Justice Issues

The hardy-har in-your-face-ery of the #TheTriggering is sort of pointless. In a National Coalition Against Censorship survey, fewer than 1 percent had any experience with Trigger Warnings in college classrooms at all.

10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26

"The best way to deal with this Trigger Warning epidemic is to stop getting so upset whenever you hear about Trigger Warnings."

10 Simple Facts To Make You Feel Better About This Election

The values of someone who grew up in Mississippi will probably be downright repulsive to someone who grew up in San Francisco and vice-versa. It would be weird if they weren't.

10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26

"America is always on the verge of falling apart."

5 Reasons It's Difficult To Explain Racism To Casual Racists

If you think that there's a slur for white people that's as oppressively powerful as the N-word, well, you need to learn a few things.

10 Cracked Posts You Deemed Awesome Last Week - 3/26

"People have a lot of interesting excuses when they're caught being racist. Why do they tell these obvious, transparent lies? Do they think you're that dumb? Maybe. But maybe they aren't lies at all."

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