Why Won't Americans Drink Tea?

Americans love waking up to gulp down as much jitter juice as they can get their hands on. But why is the only cold brew we like from a bean and not a leaf?

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Top Picks 07.14.10: Depressing Kids' Shows and One-Look Celebs

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07.14.2010

Children's Cartoons Are Depressing:

These celebrities only have one look. And they can't turn left:

Hunter S. Thompson Gets Confronted By An Irate Hell's Angel On A Talk Show:

The 20 Worst Anti-Drug Ads:

FarmVille is some serious shit:

New game: Wine Pong:

14 Obvious Inventions You Could Have Easily Thought Of:

The 10 Best Celebrity Booties:

5 Athletes That Could Quit Their Day Job:

The 50 Hottest Wags of All Time:

Apparently your superstitious habits maybe working:

Woman Gets Conned Out of $90,000 on Match.com:

Superman goes to jail:

7 Characters That Screwed People Over Like LeBron James Did Cleveland:

Top 10 Quotes About Men That Every Man Should Live By:

Facebook reunites mother and son... sexually:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A list of every red light district on Earth. You know, just in case.
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07.12.2010

Top 10 Female Assassins:

The Creepiest Fan Art of All Time:

Mel Gibson goes on another racist tirade:

20 Sports Teams That Should Be Banned:

36 hilarious captioned photos:

Internet Sex Moves: Volume #2:

George Lucas Wields Cease and Desist Orders Like a Jedi Does a Lightsaber:

These folks may have more money than you, but at least you can figure out which ones you're taller than:

6 Career-Killing Movies:

Crazy religious guy hates everyone on Earth:

It's almost like a real-life Free Willy:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Something about a salad and some words. We have no idea what's going here.
Submitted by Nameless 13 in the Mirth Canal.

07.09.2010

Movie Studios Are Embarrassed by Mel Gibson:

Here are some awesome GIFs to get your weekend started right:

The Funniest Construction Fails Of All Time:

Japanese fish playing soccer more entertaining than the World Cup:

Top 20 Celebrity Sports Fans:

John Cleese on Soccer versus Football:

5 Most Despicable Henchmen:

Reason #1 cats are evil: They will eat your dead body:

Meanwhile at the ice cream parlor...:

Whoa, Jesus Christ (is on the cover of Playboy):

10 Most Invasive Surgeries on

The 9 Dumbest Cops Caught on Tape:

Kobayashi pulled a Kanye:

Two girls, one World Cup:

You done these people wrong LeBron:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A list of recurring actors in Friedberg/Seltzer flicks.
Submitted by Mister Fahrenheit in the Mirth Canal.

07.07.2010

13 people who took their love of Internet memes one step too far:

A Video Collection of the Incomparable Andy Serkis:

10 Real Life Hunters More Lethal Than the Predator:

The Most Annoying Couple on Facebook:

Never let the pothead out of the stockroom:

5 Ways to Lose a Girl in 5 Minutes:

Sex tips from Olivia Munn:

The 50 Hottest Fans at the World Cup:

Apparently the Chinese are getting fatter:

The 25 Most Attractive Female Celebrity Free Agents:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: There is such thing as an official rap hype man.
Submitted by Mister Fahrenheit in the Mirth Canal.


07.02.2010

7 Computer Features We Wish We Had in Real Life:

Just another day in Japan:

Call of Poverty: Cardboard Warfare II:

YouTube Hero Toiletdude7 Reviews Over 200 Different Commodes:

Street Fighter's Ken has a couple issues with his travel itinerary:

10 Best Cliffhangers on

The Movie Maven is on the hunt for Predators:

13 Retro Products That Failed To Catch On:

The 20 Best Viral Sports Videos on the Internet:

U-S-A! U-S-A!:

Cali Strip Clubs Barred From Cashing Welfare Checks:

What the ladies don't want to see you wearing:

25 Photos That Prove America Still Rules:

Meet the girls of the Israeli shores:

Ever wonder what menstruating feels like? Now you can experience it also:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Don't know what a body bag is? This is for all none of you.
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