Top Picks 07.14.10: Depressing Kids' Shows and One-Look Celebs

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Some of the best stuff from around the web and the Cracked.com Mirth Canal.

07.14.2010

Children's Cartoons Are Depressing:

These celebrities only have one look. And they can't turn left:

Hunter S. Thompson Gets Confronted By An Irate Hell's Angel On A Talk Show:

The 20 Worst Anti-Drug Ads:

FarmVille is some serious shit:

New game: Wine Pong:

14 Obvious Inventions You Could Have Easily Thought Of:

The 10 Best Celebrity Booties:

5 Athletes That Could Quit Their Day Job:

The 50 Hottest Wags of All Time:

Apparently your superstitious habits maybe working:

Woman Gets Conned Out of $90,000 on Match.com:

Superman goes to jail:

7 Characters That Screwed People Over Like LeBron James Did Cleveland:

Top 10 Quotes About Men That Every Man Should Live By:

Facebook reunites mother and son... sexually:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A list of every red light district on Earth. You know, just in case.
Submitted by MagicBra in the Mirth Canal.

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07.12.2010

Top 10 Female Assassins:

The Creepiest Fan Art of All Time:

Mel Gibson goes on another racist tirade:

20 Sports Teams That Should Be Banned:

36 hilarious captioned photos:

Internet Sex Moves: Volume #2:

George Lucas Wields Cease and Desist Orders Like a Jedi Does a Lightsaber:

These folks may have more money than you, but at least you can figure out which ones you're taller than:

6 Career-Killing Movies:

Crazy religious guy hates everyone on Earth:

It's almost like a real-life Free Willy:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Something about a salad and some words. We have no idea what's going here.
Submitted by Nameless 13 in the Mirth Canal.

07.09.2010

Movie Studios Are Embarrassed by Mel Gibson:

Here are some awesome GIFs to get your weekend started right:

The Funniest Construction Fails Of All Time:

Japanese fish playing soccer more entertaining than the World Cup:

Top 20 Celebrity Sports Fans:

John Cleese on Soccer versus Football:

5 Most Despicable Henchmen:

Reason #1 cats are evil: They will eat your dead body:

Meanwhile at the ice cream parlor...:

Whoa, Jesus Christ (is on the cover of Playboy):

10 Most Invasive Surgeries on

The 9 Dumbest Cops Caught on Tape:

Kobayashi pulled a Kanye:

Two girls, one World Cup:

You done these people wrong LeBron:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: A list of recurring actors in Friedberg/Seltzer flicks.
Submitted by Mister Fahrenheit in the Mirth Canal.

07.07.2010

13 people who took their love of Internet memes one step too far:

A Video Collection of the Incomparable Andy Serkis:

10 Real Life Hunters More Lethal Than the Predator:

The Most Annoying Couple on Facebook:

Never let the pothead out of the stockroom:

5 Ways to Lose a Girl in 5 Minutes:

Sex tips from Olivia Munn:

The 50 Hottest Fans at the World Cup:

Apparently the Chinese are getting fatter:

The 25 Most Attractive Female Celebrity Free Agents:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: There is such thing as an official rap hype man.
Submitted by Mister Fahrenheit in the Mirth Canal.


07.02.2010


7 Computer Features We Wish We Had in Real Life:

Just another day in Japan:

Call of Poverty: Cardboard Warfare II:

YouTube Hero Toiletdude7 Reviews Over 200 Different Commodes:

Street Fighter's Ken has a couple issues with his travel itinerary:

10 Best Cliffhangers on

The Movie Maven is on the hunt for Predators:

13 Retro Products That Failed To Catch On:

The 20 Best Viral Sports Videos on the Internet:

U-S-A! U-S-A!:

Cali Strip Clubs Barred From Cashing Welfare Checks:

What the ladies don't want to see you wearing:

25 Photos That Prove America Still Rules:

Meet the girls of the Israeli shores:

Ever wonder what menstruating feels like? Now you can experience it also:

And finally, your insane Wikipedia page of the day: Don't know what a body bag is? This is for all none of you.
Submitted by Palorbaer in the Mirth Canal.

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