In a classic moment of drunken "what can possibly go wrong" logic, the winner posed for a photo with Myers, who didn't even entertain the thought of career suicide.
When the photos were leaked in April 2008, Myers soon found she didn't have a friend in the world... except for maybe Ohio state trooper Craig Franklin up there.
Lunch Lady Quits (And Takes her Yams with her
Louisa Tuck of Vineland, NJ had it all: a $5,772-a-year cafeteria job at a local elementary school, the respect of her peers and a rack the size of Appalachia.
Unfortunately for Ms. Tuck, school officials found out that she had led a previous career as "Crystal Gunns," star of such docudramas as Busty Dildo Lovers #2 and Busty Dildo Lovers #5. It's unclear how officials discovered Tuck's film oeuvre, but unless she came to school everyday wearing something other than a circus tent, it was pretty obvious Tuck had some baggage.
"The vegetable today is creamed corn."
Faced with angry parents and a waffling school board, Tuck quit her job on December 12. When asked to comment on her past, she offered this pearl of wisdom: "Our president-elect has admitted to doing crack, and he's our president. Does that make him a bad person?"