Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.
Check out last Saturday's White Ninja on Cracked wherein White Ninja Was Oblivious Again or if you're feeling especially nostalgic, take a trip back to Saturday's even before that whence White Ninja Scores Some Points, or White Ninja Was a Scary Giant and White Ninja Smelt a Dog and Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.
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It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.