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Every Saturday we publish an all-new White Ninja Comic on Cracked.com. In case you're not familiar with White Ninja, they've been named one of the funniest comics on the web by the foremost authority on the subject.


Check out last Saturday's White Ninja on Cracked wherein White Ninja Scores Some Points or if you're feeling especially nostalgic, take a trip back to Saturday's even before that one whence White Ninja Was a Scary Giant and White Ninja Smelt a Dog and Spent the Weekend at the Lake. Or head to the official site for enough White Ninja Comics to keep you not doing shit all day.




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WHAT THE f*****g f**k CRACKED!?! BLOCK f*****g PROFANITY? FUCKITY f**k NO!! s**t PISS c**t f**k c********r m**********r AND TITS THIS LOW!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK THIS IS A f*****g FAMILY f*****g SITE?? NO f*****g ONE f*****g WANTS A f*****g PROFANITY f*****g BLOCKER!! CUNTS!

Posted on 9/26/2008 11:39:44 PM

Heh, getting better. But beware, i'm keeping an eye on you (just pretend you give a s**t about it).

Posted on 9/25/2008 12:45:24 PM

scratch that, it sucks BALLS!!!

Posted on 9/24/2008 6:12:59 PM

im sorry, but this is only very slightly funny, its not that good.

Posted on 9/24/2008 6:12:34 PM

For f**k's sake! This comic is not killing the hit counter of cracked! How the f**k do you know, did you you survey the whole f*****g world on how often they go on cracked after this comic came up? It's not like they're removing something that the public wants by adding this comic, so it damn well shouldn't affect the hit counter.

Posted on 9/24/2008 2:25:48 AM

Definitely the best one posted on Cracked. I don't see why people hate this so much, but I guess I'm pretty out of touch.

Posted on 9/22/2008 2:11:20 PM

I love the repeated tactic of implying that those who don't like White Ninja, don't like it because they don't get it. You know, what, I don't find knock knock jokes particularly amusing but I sure as s**t get them.

It's quite possible for people to have different tastes to you and doing so is certainly no sign of them not getting anything. Learn to argue.

Posted on 9/22/2008 1:32:17 PM

I love the repeated tactic of implying that those who don't like White Ninja, don't like it because they don't get it. You know, what, I don't find knock knock jokes particularly amusing but I sure as s**t get them.

It's quite possible for people to have different tastes to you and doing so is certainly no sign of them not getting anything. Learn to argue.

Posted on 9/22/2008 1:32:17 PM

This comic is terrible. Please, please stop posting this. For all you eighth-wits who keep on about how this "doesn't take anything away from Cracked so why you hatin?", I'm hatin' for the same reason if _while completely not replacing any existing content at all_ Cracked decided to post links to NAMBLA and Toys'R'Us right next to one another. Indeed, emotionally, thinking about that is right on par with W Bad Comics for White Seventeen-Year-Olds, uh, White Ninja.

Posted on 9/22/2008 10:42:37 AM

To those that hate White Ninja: The ones they've been putting on Cracked are crap. Admitted, WN is an acquired taste, but even to someone that's been reading them for years, these are no good.
To those that love White Ninja: You know I'm right. Remember what WN USED to be?: http://whiteninjacomics.com/comics/deadman.shtml

Posted on 9/22/2008 9:10:54 AM

Congratulations! I've officially lost 100 IQ points after reading this s**t!

Posted on 9/22/2008 4:51:28 AM

This one was OK, but ifd they did more then one a week it would be alot better.

Posted on 9/22/2008 4:44:25 AM

if your going to whinge about it, perhaps instead of wasting time reading it, try doing something better??

Posted on 9/22/2008 12:31:26 AM

Please stop.

Posted on 9/22/2008 12:09:47 AM

It is almost as funny as Family Circus.

Posted on 9/21/2008 10:33:31 PM

ehh

Posted on 9/21/2008 9:12:42 PM

Ehh. This one was mildly funny. Didn't make me laugh, but it was entertaining. Overall, this comic is not very good though. I'm sorry, it just isn't. Kill this monstrosity before it kills you, Cracked.

Posted on 9/21/2008 8:11:34 PM

white ninja is a retard, but a funny tard

Posted on 9/21/2008 9:40:03 AM

goddamn, i suck at digg...

Posted on 9/21/2008 9:39:25 AM

Everybody hates White Ninja because they don't get it. Ha ha.

Posted on 9/21/2008 8:52:13 AM

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