JUST BLOW STUFF UP!
The 5 Most Convoluted Terrorist Plots in Film History
Seriously. Just find shit, and blow it up and keep blowing more shit up. Eventually, we do negotiate with terrorists. There's no need to stick complicated wristwatch bombs onto a bus full of police officers.
Notable Comment:Jayzon says, "Nice article -- but you forgot Swordfish. 'We're gonna show the world how strong America is, and we'll do it by stealing from America. Despite the fact that we have a corrupt Senator on our side, our plan hinges entirely on enticing some dude with Halle Barry's breasts until he gives us what we want.' Swordfish would have been an amazing addition. Especially the ending, where Travolta's entire plan to fake his own death hinges on a computer hacker grabbing a rocket launcher for the first time and shooting a helicopter out of the sky. Do you want to know why we didn't use it? Because there would have been 800 comments telling us that the terrorists in that movie weren't actually terrorists. But not you Jayzon, you understand us.
YOU YOU YOU!
20 T-Shirts That Will Make Women Have Sex With You
We're practically giving money away! Wait, not practically. Totally. We're totally giving away money to people, people with mediocre to decent Photoshop skills. People like you. Wouldn't you like to be a person like you? Check out this week's contest about What The '08 Presidential Campaign Would Look Like if the Candidates Had Balls. and you can be.
When he undresses you with his eyes...you know it.
A physical manifestation of what goes through guys minds when their looking at a great pair of tits.
On the back of the shirt it says "OFFENDER"
His twin aqua-hammers and Gauntlets of greater thorns would be helpful, but Larry knew that if he was to have any chance out there, it would be because of his breastplate of +5 charisma.
In America people eat eggs, and there are dog-catchers.
In Vietnam people eat dogs, and there are egg catchers.
Really? Editor's pick:
"Have some eggs pooper scooper. num num num...
NONE FOR YOU BLUE BUS!"
15 people die in warehouse fire while PETA manages to rescue pigeon.
Although his talents are loved by his fellow fire fighters, perhaps now is not the best time for Ken to sculpt his ash pigeon.
As you can see, our floating head collection comes in two models: earnest fellatio and angry cuckold.
Antonio stepped back and admired his work of art. Soon everyone would be talking about 'The many sex faces of Michael Chiklis'.
"What, Mardi Gras is next Tuesday? Shit. Can we see your tits anyway?"
Whatever is going on in that store window behind them is obviously much more impressive.
MSNBC Chris Hansen's mobile command post.
If someone would throw a jar of mayo at the back of that van it could easily be the most disturbing thing ever.
Recommended For Your Pleasure
Instagram influencers are often absurd.
- By Mark Hill
- March 15, 2019
All commercials are a least a little weird.
- By Mark Hill
- March 14, 2019
Here are some recent
- By Eamon Lahiri
- March 20, 2019
These actions stars were so bad at being badass, they were just ass.