Notable Comment: Zephyr97 said "Thank you! Finally an article that isn't about sex or penises. I hope it's a good read!" And he CLEARLY said it before reading the article. You know, the one that talks about a Penis Ogre in the very first entry. That must have been a disappointing realization.
YOU MIGHT BE CRAZY!
5 Psychological Experiments That Prove Humanity is Doomed
We here at Cracked have an obligation to point out to the world just how pointless and awful life is.
Notable Comment: The HymenHitman says "I conducted an experiment where I masturbated on the street, and not a single woman stopped to help. What is this world coming to?" We hear you, brother. It is a sick world.
MAGNET--OH MY GOD!
The 6 Creepiest Comic Book Characters
Also Beastiality. That's the other thing we like to talk about here at Cracked. Like, a super-lady getting plowed by a super-horse? Totally our thing.
Notable Comment: Almost this entire comments section is about Canada, which is appropriate because the article was about "12 Things Canada Can-" oh, oh wait a minute, no it wasn't. This wasn't an article about Canada at all. Not a god damned bit. Weird.
The 5 most Ridiculous Causes Ever Supported on the Web
We keep running our mouthes off and one of these days someone's gonna come after Cracked. Hopefully with as much luck as the chumps on this list.
Notable Comment: A very intuitive the.melsa notes that "some of the comments posted here lead me to believe that everyone in the world has a pickle in their ass." A lot of things give you that feeling don't they? Science won't own up to it, but damnit, it's time everyone knew the truth. But how can you prove your wildly implausible conspiracy theory about everyone in the world having a pickle in their ass? Wait a second ... do you know html?