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14 Comments

uncouthyouth

For a horrible moment, I thought you were going to name Bill Nye #1 douchebag of the week, filling me with righteous fury and nearly causing me to throw my computer through a wall. Bill Nye is the Chuck Norris of science.

Posted on 5/9/2008 5:39:22 PM

maf

"...the band, not the uniformed guys who beat innocent people." Oh, no you di-in't! Wait, yes, yes you did. Perfectly deadpanned.

Posted on 5/8/2008 8:12:49 PM

glendoor42

Thank god you said it was Thursday otherwise I might have got confused.Really.

Posted on 5/8/2008 4:36:40 PM

Elbereth

I always liked the News on Cracked, and was sad when it went to three days a week. Then, when it was dropped to just the D-Bag Countdown, I was very sad. I looked forward to the end of my week, just to hear about people I don't like. But, I can't watch any more. This will have been the last one. Just exactly what in the fuck is up with those ads? I lose track halfway through the clip, because my stoned ass is constantly being harassed by fucking POP UP ads, *inside* the video!

Posted on 5/8/2008 3:51:00 PM

sabuinthahouse

i mean i love the news but that was not really funny..no..try harder!!

Posted on 5/8/2008 3:16:29 PM

orebert1

Bill Nye works at Cornell. Geez.

Posted on 5/8/2008 10:09:34 AM

Justintoxicated

I accidentally saw some of the Barbara Walters thing with her daughter. I've only seen one other case of such slack minded narcissism used in order to sell books. It boiled down to "My kid did drugs so I locked her up at a camp for people with tons of money and no good sense" this is why the rest of world hates us... among other reasons.

Posted on 5/8/2008 9:54:09 AM

pebbles_red66

The lead singer really does sound like Sting, doesn't he?! He looks like him too! That's creepy...

Posted on 5/8/2008 9:32:48 AM

randi

Bah! I thought it was Friday when I saw this so I ran outside naked in excitement! Boo for fooling me!

Posted on 5/8/2008 8:27:46 AM

rplaya28

I always had a thing for Barbara Walters. Something about that blur that follows her around really turns me on

Posted on 5/8/2008 8:21:16 AM

Onodera

Lex, drugs are bad; m'kay?

Posted on 5/8/2008 7:04:32 AM

lex

Yeah, I have no excuse, other than that I was expecting it to be Friday when I taped the news. I will punish myself, violently. Barbara Walters will be involved.

Posted on 5/8/2008 6:56:53 AM

smash360

It's not May 9th!!

Posted on 5/8/2008 6:33:19 AM

kingmonkey

I'll thank you to stop drunk-dialing my mom, Lex.

Posted on 5/8/2008 6:05:10 AM

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