30 Random Bits of TV Trivia That Escaped Into a Mouse Hole After We Caught Them Causing Mischief and Mayhem

Ha! You sneaky little TV facts thought you were going to escape, but you fell right into our trap. See, we knew that mousy facts like yourselves would dart for a mouse hole when we flicked on the light, so we disguised our ears as mouse holes and you ran right into our brains! 

Next time try running under the fridge instead. Actually, there won’t be a next time. You’re interesting enough to be in our brains forever!