Everyone Thinks Michael Rapaport Is Jesse Watters’ Antifa Correspondent

Fox News anchor Jesse Watters claims that he has an inside source from the decentralized left-wing political movement antifa, but the source looks suspiciously similar to Watters’ mole from inside the Mexican Mafia, who just so happens to have the same narrow, lifeless eyes as an inexplicably popular actor-turned-comedian-turned-right-wing-podcaster.  

Right now, Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers are marauding across America’s major cities and abducting hundreds of residents, legal or otherwise, in mass deportation raids. The chaos that the Department of Homeland Security brought to the streets of cities such Chicago and Portland has, predictably, sparked backlash from the citizenry, who have organized protests and attempted to obstruct ICE’s mass kidnapping campaign in any way they can. Naturally, the right-wing media machine responded to such demonstrations by painting the protesters as the aggressors and ICE as the innocent secret police suffering at the hands of left-wing extremists, so, in their coverage of the conflict, Watters and his team set their sights on the network of loosely connected activists known as antifa.  

But when Watters trotted out a supposed former antifa member named “Eric” who claimed that the movement recruited him to perform political violence when he was in the ninth grade, fans of both Watters’ astounding history of personally infiltrating dangerous criminal organizations and True Romance said that “Eric” looks suspiciously familiar…  

Now, obviously, the only evidence supporting this theory that Rapaport is the man underneath the mask every time Watters needs an “inside source” on the Right’s boogeyman group of the week is that he has similar eyes to the men (or man) featured in Watters’ reporting. Yes, the I AM RAPAPORT: STEREO PODCAST host has been sliding further and further toward the extreme Right over the last few years, but neither of the men (man?) interviewed on Jesse Watters Primetime have voices that sound remotely similar to Rapaport’s signature, raspy gurgling.  

Nobody with any critical thinking skills would ever believe that this “Eric” actually joined antifa as a bomber and vandal when he was 14 and spent nearly a decade with the group, only to come running to the hardcore conservative side of the fence once Watters called. However, we don’t have enough information at the moment to prove that Rapaport is the paid actor behind the bandana.  

In fact, the circumstances might point to the contrary being true. Wrote one Twitter user, “The best evidence against this being Michael Rapaport is that whoever this actor is got booked.”