The New ‘South Park’ Somehow Had Even More Jokes About Trump’s Tiny Penis Than the Season Premiere

The most recent episode of South Park, “Sickofancy,” didn’t feature any scenes with Cartman, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, Mr. Garrison or even Power Christian Principal — but it did have a whole lot of Randy Marsh and Towelie. Also, the show somehow found a way to include even more jokes about the presidential micropenis. 

Some viewers may have assumed that South Park had already had its fill of roasting Donald Trump’s minuscule junk after the season premiere, which found his near-invisible manhood being ridiculed by Satan, immortalized by a White House portrait artist and, eventually, depicted as a sentient googly-eyed creature played by Trey Parker’s finger. 

“Sickofancy,” which was arguably not as good as the first two episodes, at least made it very clear that Parker and Matt Stone aren’t willing to let this particular bit go anytime soon. 

When Trump first pops up in the episode, he’s receiving visitors at the White House, including a Qatari dignitary, Apple CEO Tim Cook, Mark Zuckerberg and one character that looks suspiciously similar to the new head of Paramount, David Ellison.

These bigwigs are all lined up, waiting to present Trump with conspicuously phallic trophies in exchange for various favors. When seated across from the president, each of them offers up fawning praise, and makes sure to stress that he definitely doesn’t have a small penis. 

Moments later, the Saddam-coded Trump joins Satan in their bedroom and strips off his clothes to illustrate just how false those statements were.

Later in the episode, when Towelie journeys to a militarized Washington, D.C. in order to bribe Trump on behalf of Tegridy Farms Techridy, he encounters several historical sculptures that have now been reworked to now feature both Trump’s scowling face and his petite anatomy, including the George Washington statue inside the Capitol Building and the Lincoln Memorial. The latter was seemingly modeled after Trump’s mugshot — the face part, not the sad, tiny bits dangling between the giant sculpture’s legs. 

When Towelie is finally granted an audience with Trump, everyone in line with the anthropomorphic towel is warned to “avoid staring directly into his penis.” But this proves to be a challenge. “You do not have a…. a…” Towelie says, unable to complete the sentence.

In a twist that likely horrified even Towelie’s most fervent haters, it seems as though he won’t be escaping that micropenis anytime soon.