30 Error Messages You Never Want to See

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30 Error Messages You Never Want to See

Nothing announces the arrival of a horrible day like a nice, sternly-worded error message on your PC. Some, as everyone reading this knows, are much, much worse than others.

We asked you to photoshop some error messages that nobody wants to see, ever. The winner is below, but first, the runners up:

FIRE PUSH IN PULL DOWN Fire Alarm Subscription Expired Your fire alarm subscription has expired. In order to continue using your fire alarm, you must
FUCK!! x Oh shit, oh shit, something broke! We really fucked up this time Dave! What do we do?! Cheese it!! CRACKED HOL
Warning! The girl you about to cyber are with is actually your brother. Cancel Continue GRACKED 0o0
amstrad 128K Microcomputer (3) 1985 Amstrad Consumer Electronics olc and Locomotive Software Ltd. BASIC 1.1 You appear to have gone hack in time Press
X Microsoft Windows Windows Explorer has stopped working Why? Fuck you. That's why. Close program CRACKED.OD
Bzzzzzzz X You have perormed an act of treason against Bees Stin'zorga, King Of Bees Clicking the Bees button will cause bees to issue forth from your
A problem has been detected and CONTROLPANEL-NOOBP has been shut don o prevent further damage to your HELICOPTER Please shut doon and restart your HEL
Error Chigurh.exe X exe Call it, friendo. Heads Tails YOu don't have to do this CRACKEDOOR
Lime Wire. DOWNLOAD FEATURES version 4.16.6 Confirm Bull Shit X IS that some kind of fucking joke? Warn me when I lie to Lime Wire Close I will not us
Warn ing Windows has detected a strawberry pop-tart in your CD-ROM drive. Unable to toast. OK CRACKEDoM
ELECTRO BONER ONLINE CRACKEDom
BRIDGE CHECKERS CHESS POKER FIGHTER COMBAT GUERILLA ENGAGEMENT DESERT WARFARE AIR-TO-GROUND ACTIONS THEATERWIDE TACTICAL WARFARE THEATERWIDE BIOTOXIC
30 Error Messages You Never Want to See
Hindous Skynet has becone self-auare. Press any key to terninate hunanity Press CTRL ALT DEL to reboot your Franchise. You vill lose any unsaued conti
Error Ah ha ha ha ha ha...... ha ha ha.. AhhH ha hahahahahaha Hah hah hahaha HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHIII GRAGREDOM
30 Error Messages You Never Want to See
Error! Broken Condom! X Yeah, she's pregnant Abort CRACKEDDOM
Warning! 7 X Your mother is coming upstairs. Close the dwarf porn? Pump up the volume No CRACKEDoOD
Eror Some of the contents C:/Music (84.7G) has been lost. 79M was saved in folder C:/Music/Panic! at the Disco. Play in Winamp CRACKED.D
30 Error Messages You Never Want to See
Error Reporting ? X Don't fuck with me! Error 187- I will fucking kill you! This error may be caused by the fact that you are fucking with the wrong c
30 Error Messages You Never Want to See
ERROR Unable to Shutdown x Just what do you think you're doing Dave? Stress Pill Think it over CRACKEDOM
30 Error Messages You Never Want to See
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jedi_training.exe X WARNING Value for user age.dat exceeds recommended specifications. Fatal errors may occur. Do Do Not Try CRACKED.om
Beam me up, Scotty X Transfer: 45% complete Beam me up, Scotty Bmus.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We ate soriy for the inconvenien
kolono fondle... fondle... fondle... *error* clench... CRACKED.com
confusedmind.doc - - OpenOffice.org Writer X File Edit View Insert Format Table Tools Window Help X Word Count ABC ABC Prose Times New Roman 7 B 36 72
YOUR WHOLE GOD DAMNED LIFE X You have made life. a complete hash of your Close If the problem persists, contact the program vendor. Details>> You live
74 Syntax error x X What country you from? What? WHAT!? 7 Syntax x error What ain't n0 country I ever heard of! They speak English in What? What? WHAT
Sent Items- - Outlook Express X File Edit View Tools Message Help >> Create Peply Peply All Forard PRiNt Sent Items Folders O To Subject Outlook Expre
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